Absence Of Alice

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  1. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Not on my watch!
     

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  2. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Okay, let's throw down here...

    [?=Alice]
    Alice:
    [​IMG]
    [/?]
    vs.

    [?=Alice]
    Alice:
    [​IMG]
    [/?]

     
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  3. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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  4. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Full on Alice Assault! :bullseye:
     

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    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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  6. Chuck

    Chuck Go Giants!

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    What would the Brady Bunch have done without Alice? I doubt if Mrs. Brady could prepare anything much more complex than a bowl of Cap'n Crunch
     
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  7. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    My first tour in Korea the girl who lived across the hall from me looked like Alice from The Brady Bunch. When she said she was 24 or whatever we all called bullshit - she looked at least ten years older. But sure enough, her military I.D. proved her age. She was married, but having an affair with some dorky guy who wore Magnum P.I. "short" shorts. Her room-mate was a sweetie pie, 30 years old but looked and acted ten years younger. Weird how shit balances out. :yes:
     
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  8. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Tsk. How quickly they forget!

    [​IMG]
     
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  9. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    I went to ask Alice.

    But she's TEN FEET TALL!

    :sob:
     
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  10. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Actually, Ann B. Davis lives not very far from my house.

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  11. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    [​IMG]

    Also Alice. :)
     
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  13. Black Dove

    Black Dove Mildly Offensive

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    Did someone say Alice?



    [​IMG]
     
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  14. K.

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    [?=Ok, I'm not ashamed; I'll do the obvious one.]Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?[/?]
     
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    :unsure: Does she have a restaurant?
     
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