Dude! This will totally get me laid!!

Fuck... even Wesley couldn't get laid wearing this.



And probably Wil Wheaton as well.



Actually, could anyone get laid wearing this?

Reminds me of Tony Dinoza and Kate visiting Timothy McGhee's apartment for the first time on NCIS.

McGhee was playing an online RPG sitting around in his underwear.

As they left with McGhee, Dinoza commented "George Clooney couldn't get laid in here".

After they left a hot looking woman came out of McGhee's bedroom wearing his shirt. She sat down at his computer and continued playing the RPG he had been on.

Even after wearing thish outfit, I was able to get more tail than most men will ever have in their lives -- Sean Connery.

How about, while wearing it?

I've gotten laid plenty of times, having gone on the date wearing Crocs.

Challenge accepted.

Given that many of the women in the movie Zardoz were topless, I'm going to say yes.

how about while wearing crocs, w/socks, pedo glasses and 'stache, skinny jeans, google glass, and the Wesley?

I could easily get laid while wearing that.

I'm currently dating a woman who is blind.

If that track suit thingy has a pocket containing Bill Cosby's blue pills, then maybe.

Walk around town with her, wearing that. It would be cruel but hilarious!

I had a blind girlfriend. I had to send her packing after I found out she was also not seeing somebody else.

See, any man points you would be due for that are automatically negated by the fact you own crocs in the first place!

Crocs. Capital C. They're a brand. The generic term for such footwear is "foam clogs." And they're awesome as fuck. Easy on and off; ventilated; dry easily if they get wet; good for the summer and the winter (the latter with socks).

Don't hate just because you're too insecure to enjoy the comfort.

Pretty sure I had that shirt in the third grade.

I'm not crazy about the style, but she doesn't seem to mind:

And that would be whom?

I believe that's Wil Wheaton's dog's girlfriend, according to Google.

She have a name?

Names are for nubs.

-Le first post

Mrs. Wil, a.k.a. Anne Wheaton.

A few more photos for the gents:

Then she doesn't count, because she's the one dressing him in that shirt, probably so other women won't find him attractive.

Believe it or not, most adult males can buy their own clothes.

And when we do, we don't buy that shirt.

But you date dogs. You said so yourself.

It's clear enough that she's mentally defective -- she married Wesley. So we can't rally explain or predict what crazy shit she might be in to doing.

Yanno, this is like $corp's contention that Sulu is gay. Actor =/= role.

Not remotely the same thing. Will Wheaton is evidently not gay, whereas Wesley is.

Wait, is "Anne" a drag queen? Impressive prosthetic boobs!

My point. She didn't marry Wesley.

Your jealousy is palpable.