Singer Chris Brown in standoff following reports of domestic violence

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  1. Shirogayne

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    If he were poor, he'd be a man shape made of bullets by now.
    With fame...50/50 shot of survival.
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    Chris Brown suspect in criminal assault investigation

    They're not after Chris Brown, they're after a Chris Brown suspect, which is a person who is suspiciously similar to Chris Brown.

    Verbs. Don't they teach how to use them in journalism school anymore?

    I would have gone with "Chris Brown is a suspect", or perhaps "Chris Brown suspected", but probably "LA SWAT team waiting to drop the hammer on notorious asshole Chris Brown."
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    The accuser:

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    She has honest eyes. I believe her.
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    Naw, I doubt they'd shoot him dead. LA is one of the few places in America where status and fame trumps race (see also, OJ and MJ).

    But I won't be sad when they finally arrest his ass. He's been a cocky shit ever since he skated for beating Rhianna and has even less remorse and understanding of what he did than Dayton. And I'm sure he doesn't have Aspergers to use as an excuse, just his money.

    Guy just fathered a kid last year, too. I hope this woman involved in this shit isn't the mother.
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    Isn't this the guy who beat up Rihanna?

    Like who the fuck beats up Rihanna? Jesus.
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    Who wouldn't beat up Rihanna?

    Kiefer Sutherland got shot in the head just for having a Rihanna tattoo.

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    If the police shoot the piece of shit will there be protests?
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    I think it's related to farting an elephant.

    How is he rich and famous instead of hanging off the back of a garbage truck as it rolls through the neighborhood?
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    Probably. His fans have continued to make him rich after his last stint at woman beating, after all. :clyde:
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    Yeah, if a guy like Cosby can have fans who think that he's innocent after nearly 100 women have come forward to accuse him, then Brown's still going to have supporters no matter what.
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    Innocent? Shit, there were sick bitches on Twitter wanting to be beaten by him.
    Ain't humans neat?
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    That's a bummer. Unlike other police shootings of black people we know that Chris Brown is a piece of shit who deserves it unlike all the other purely innocent blacks that have been shot lately. I guess any shooting by cop will be protested now no matter how shitty and deserving the "victim" is.
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    My comments in the OP aside, Chris Brown deserves the same due process as every other suspect.

    But that doesn't mean I don't get why people would cheer if he gets off, like most black folks did for OJ 20 years ago.
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    While Chris was waiting for the search warrant to show up, was there anyone down a manhole scoring copious amounts of drugs where Chris's toilets dump into the LA sewers?
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    If a two-time NAACP Image Award winner can't put a gun to the head of a Miss California in a drug fueled rage in front of his own two-year old, when can he? :shrug:
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    Better keep him out of general population, gotta be guys with crushes on Rihanna in there that want to stomp him into salsa.
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    I'd hit it like the fist of an angry Chris Brown.
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    Many would support his bravery for attacking her (or attacking anyone) without having at least a four-to-one numerical advantage. That's generally how the Chris Brown's of the world fight.
    Not that he gives a shit - he's a celebrity! If he survives this there will be even more women lining up to jump into bed with him - he's got it made in the shade!
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    Who?
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    I'm being sarcastic - but many attacks (here in the US anyway) are a group of cowards bullying/ganging up to attack an individual, or fire indiscriminately into homes which proves they ate "tough" or "hard".
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    So it ended well. Good. We dont want any more rioting.
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    Meh. Everyone knows the guy is scum whose talent is less than the drama that follows him. He'll eventually become black Lindsay Lohan.

    That day can't come soon enough. :brood:
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    Can someone explain why it's not OK for the police to shoot him?
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    I want someone to explain how he can come out alive but countless other minorities with far less money in similar situations get bumrushed and shot.

    I noticed no one ordered his Instagram to be shut off like the woman who was in the standoff a couple of weeks ago, and he was on there talking about BLM and fuck niggas and everyone is out to punish poor widdle Chris Brown :sob:

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