Well, mankind's punishment for the tower of Babel was God created all the other languages...from whatever the original was....or whatever the Bible thought the original was...so he's not going to get pissed again until we undo his curse by making universal translator badges. I kind of want to see that Trek prequel episode now.
It is, most definitely a terribly bad movie But.... for me, it's like Dune (David Lynch version). So bad, it's good.
We satisfy our civilised urges by putting REAL cheese in it, not whatever plastic yellow shite you colonials think cheese is.