So we're staying for the weekend in Murphy NC. Stopped to visit Fields of the Wood. It's a religious themed attraction. A prominent feature is the 300 foot ten commandments on the side of a hill. Our stop was more a joke than a stop out of interest. So my first thought was goddamn! that's a lot of steps. Then walking around, came across Castle Grayskull. Apparently where Jesus was crucified. The place also has a reproduction of where Jesus was buried and came back as zombie Jesus On the inside there's two small rooms. One has jail like bars and a door. I went inside, looked around for a moment. Then decided to walk out acting like a zombie, the stiff legged walk, arms held out, doing a zombie moan and moaning out "I'm Jesus, I'm back from the grave, give me BRAAAAAINSSSSS.". Well, there were like 8 or so people walking up to where the tomb replica was. They all looked at me with a W.T.F. look, mouths hanging open, one older lady put her hand on her husband's (?) shoulder and starting saying something to him. I was "Oh shit....", waved to them and said " Ummm, hi?". My sister looked at me with her "Oh shit, not again." look. My mom started laughing her ass off. Yeah, I'm going to hell. My sister asked why do I do stuff like that. My mom thought it was hilarious and said that while it was really bad of me to do that, that I didn't do it to be mean, I was just being me. She kept laughing about it for a good two hours after.
Oh yeah, the people that saw me do that. They got into a van from a church when were were driving out.
I went to one of those Christian haunted houses with my then best friend and my stepbrother. That’s not the bad part. Before going we had to attend a sermon and my friend’s mom was pretty religious. This was one of the churches where they speak in younger and faith heal people. My mom and my friend’s mom did not get along at all, but my mom let me go because Halloween is my favorite holiday. Anyway, during the sermon people started speaking in tounges and screaming hallelujah so my friend and my stepbrother dared me to jump up and scream hallelujah too. We thought it would be hilarious. So I did and my stepbrother joined me. My friend’s mom was pissed at us. She took us to side and scolded us like I’ve never seen before. We still went to the haunted house because my friend smoothed it over, but she watched us like a hawk the whole night. Afterwards we stopped at Taco Bell and we had some stink bombs so my friend let off the stink bombs in the bathroom right as we were walking out the door.
