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  1. Diacanu

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    When I try to jump back to my old posts, I get shit from 2011.
    I don't know if my posts from two days ago exist or not, because search is what would fucking tell me.

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    Diacanu, Mar 26, 2023
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    Well, at least I got to have some bumping fun.
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    Yep, there's some dbase issues being ironed out at the moment. It's being worked on.
     
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    I assure you we have top men people working on it right now.
     
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    Top. People.
     
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    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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    Is Wordforge discriminating against bottoms?
     
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    Ask Ancalagon.
     
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    This is bullshit. I demand a board that works, and as such, I will be withholding membership fee payments until the issue is fixed.

    That'll show you!
     
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    I hear their fleshlight app works real well. Go on stick your dick in. You know you want to. Don't worry about that grinding noise.
     
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    Oops. Turns out I need to leave a tab open to get the search repair process to finish; not a fire-and-forget thing.
     
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    Fixed through 2011 so far, plus anything since Saturday. It's crawling... slowly, and the fact that I'm on a plane right now isn't helping.

    EDIT: yeah plane wifi really doesn't like the bajillion refreshes this process requires. Will need to complete it when I get home.
     
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    Gratitude. :salute:
     
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    We're up through 10/2013 and climbing.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    November 2016.
     
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    Done.
     
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    Days Since WordForge has Broken:
     
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  18. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    giphy (6).gif
     
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  19. Diacanu

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    It's doing it again.
    Good news is, its only stuck on yesterday.
     
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    [ climbs underneath the board and uses a coat hanger to keep the muffler hooked to the database ]
     
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    :flow:

    Ah. :what:
     
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  22. Diacanu

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    I was thinking bannings were about to get a new term.
     
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    @Order2Chaos mentioned that we are running low disk space. How do we increase our disk space? Can I mail someone $20 to help fix this?
     
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    Quickest way is obviously to translate everything into Greek, they've only 24 characters in their alphabet, so that's a whole thirteenth off the size of the database.

    And I picked Greek as the greedy fuckers have a whopping seven vowels, and if we've learned anything from rebranding exercises it is that vowels are surplus to reading comprehension, so those can then be deleted.

    So save that $20 for a premium Duolingo account for learning Greek!

    For other genius and totally not bogus suggestions, follow my newsl... Wait, not on LinkedIn.
     
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    Yes. Please address the envelope as follows:

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    Doing it again.
    It's stuck on Tuesday.
     
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    And now I have no content.
    :(
     
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  29. Nyx

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    I'm sorry guys, I know it's frustrating. The admins are working on something to alleviate the worst of it, I promise.
     
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    Pizza party?
     
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