And since it's gubmint surplus, we're getting a helluva deal! Okay, I'll admit that it is a little expensive, but we can rent out time on it to cover our costs.
OK, but do make sure I never get near the physical part of it because I might fuck it to death. You have your sexual fantasies, I have mine.
That is not lag, that is a purposeful pause in play made by the designers. It is sort of like new wave music putting in a 15 minute long silence in the middle of some song, or ambient music sounding like something a drunk gwo year old with a synthesizer wrote. It is art, and it is supposed to do that.
Do you . . . want the board to be taken over by an evil supercomputer gone mad? We don't need 300 TB now that baba isn't spamming about lesbian bsg jadzia wing commander lotro and pointless bickering lasts a page or two instead of a couple hundred.
Their computers can be defeated by spraying liquid? Fuck, I've been proofing mine against that since the internet got fast enough to download images of nude chicks within a 10 minute window.
Nah, not when I've got my house of 104 Sims (modded) standing around like deer caught in headlights when I tell them to clear the fucking dishes and wash them for an hour in game time (unmodded). That's just shoddy coding through the action queueing system.
You just do not understand art. The lag is representative of the monotony of life. If you did not have that in your escapist video game you would not know how life can be laggy and boring from time to time. Learn to artist.