¿Guy or Girl?

Well.... you might be crazy. HAHA!

I look crazy? Good to know...

Male...
View attachment 905

I am actually a photography major, not that that says anything about my work...but hey. If you're on myspace, I have a lot uploaded:

http://www.myspace.com/mfgambillphotography

I'll probably be putting new stuff up this summer. I've just been too busy lately, or working in black and white in the darkroom.

It sounds like you are interested as well...

Just saying...

I don't wear hats.

Lanzman <-- This is known as a "clue".

I am a high school athlete and you are Svetlana, my lesiban Eastern European gym coach. I use my manly charms to turn you. Begin!

I was once voted Teen Beat's "most dateable" Neuro-Surgeon.

Svetlana: You are young, no?

Ash: Me? No! I'm much older than I look.

Svetlana: oh. Too bad. I like young boys.

Ash: {sheepishly} ... I .. I just turned 18.

Svetlana: You are virgin?

Ash: Me? No! I've had lots of experience.

Svetlana: {disappointed} oh. I like virgins ...

Ash: ... I've never had sex before...

Svetlana: That's twice you lie to me. Don't let there be a third.

Ash: I would kill or die to make love to you. And that's no lie.

Svetlana: I know.

Wow - you sound like you've done this before.

That's right. I love that move. We used to live in an apartment building with an intercom at the door to get in. My son would always forget his keys. So when he intercommed us to let us in, we would always respond with "Marc no home! Marc no home!"

I used to be a spy with an Eastern European identiy.

I AM MAN.

...As proven by my avatar and this picture.

I .. I think you need a kleenex.

Other than that - cute. If I were 18 again ....

Hey, Jenee. Don't you know it's all the rage now for an *ahem* experienced woman to find her a boytoy? Demi/Ashton and all that, you know?

It's not a booger! It's pierced. XD

I know. But, I'm old. I gotta say something like that, it's my job. 'They' send us out pamplets and crap all the time ...

I'm a guy, I'm pretty sure that Mrs A has convincing proof somewhere...

...you look high.

Just saying.

Me...




Think I might need a haircut...

Huh... never would have thought that.

Er...what?

Ah. It's my experience that NO ONE here looks like you expect them to.

My big thing is that I start thinking of people as their avatars if they keep them for a long time. In my mind, Storm looks like Nathan Fillion and Dr. Drake Ramoray looks like Matt LeBlanc, even though I know neither of them REALLY look like that.

Someone once did a web search for 'Diacanu' and came up with a picture of some kid--it wasn't our Diacanu--and that image has so stuck with me, that I still kind of think of Diacanu as that kid even though I know perfectly well what Diacanu REALLY looks like.

If they ever get around to making Goodfellas:The Prequel, frontline is a shoe-in to play young Paul Cicero...

Same exact thing happened to me- though for you in particular, a lot of your avs feature men with dark hair and some sort of facial hair (or at least that is what has stuck out about them) and so I pictured you as such. I think there is a whole other world in human psychology that exists solely because of the internet. It is interesting to see what blanks our mind fills in when there is limited information. I also pictured you as slim, more because of your demeanor than anything else. Interesting to see how incorrect I was.

I think the best example is UA- he kept that damn Billy Bob Thornton av long enough that I pictured UA as BB in a santa outfit. Now that I know how he really looks I can't help but laugh.

Yeah he's a fuckin' guido all right.