Are Prostitutes Better Than Normal Women?

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  1. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    I figure Lubak is a 40 year old virgin who can't find a willing woman.
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    HA! That's actually "the wife experience" - you should get a refund.
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    Try harder...citizen of red-headed step country. :)
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    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    I went to a whore, he said my life's a bore.
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  5. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Hey now.:brood:
  6. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    What song is that from? I've heard this before. WAIT! That 90's punk band - they are from Texas. Damn my aging brain!
    They also did a song called "the time of your life". They also did a song called " long view".
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    @ the OP:

    Dude, have sex with a hooker. Totally legitimate choice. I don't care.

    Just don't act like ALL sex is a transaction, or like women are some kind of vending machine where if you insert enough tokens (dates, dinners, not being an asshole), sex is supposed to, like, pop out of a slot or something.
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  8. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    That reminds me, how do you like the flooring in your house?

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  9. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    :lol: It's always amusing see an American that's so unaware of the steep decline his country is currently in. Your country sucks man, you couldn't pay me enough to live there. The only people who want to come to America are from the third world! Meanwhile I'll enjoy my superior quality of life and have a good laugh at you every once in a while. Good luck with all that bro!
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  11. Dayton Kitchens

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    What country do you live in?
  12. Mrs. Albert

    Mrs. Albert demented estrogen monster

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    best part of that whole cd:

    no one was looking.........iwasallbymyself. :lol:
  13. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    This clown posted this exact same thread at alternatehistory.com and it promptly got shut down.
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    it's much better popping into a slot! :rimshot:

    Thank you, thank you! Don't forget to tip your servers!
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  15. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    I never posted that here so I assume you are a member of Lubak's little private forum where they circle jerk and trash talk about people who are not there to defend themselves? You'd figure they would eventually grow up or at least get bored and move on to another topic but I guess not. It is sad to see adults act like high schoolers then pretend to be superior.
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    http://www.wordforge.net/index.php?posts/2791726/
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  17. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    :rotfl: :techman:

    I have a feeling Dinner is drunk so much of the time, he never knows what he posted or where. By the way, I think the name of Lubak's "forum" is delirium tremens.
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  18. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    Ahh, thank you.
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  19. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    See, this is one of your little memes which is not based upon reality. "He didn't automatically remember a single throw away post from eight months ago so he must be always drunk." :rolleyes:

    You are an idiot, dude.
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    He's in the one where the minute they make enough money or get enough fame, they move here. :rofl:
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  21. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Incorrect. It's not about whether you remember (that's what shootER is for), it's about your outrage at somebody else for remembering that you were whipped and whipped hard, your disbelief that you would have mentioned it, and this bizarre notion that we're all secretly talking about you behind your back. Paranoid, much?
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  22. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    TLDR version of the OP.

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  23. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Seriously. That was Tamar's game. @gul and @shootER can confirm I'm fairly hard to reach in the middle of the day,and the shit always goes down when I'm in the middle of closing a deal :lol:
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  24. Ancalagon

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    Are prostitutes not normal women? What is a definition of a normal woman?
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  25. Nautica

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    One that is WAY more uptight about sex than a prostitute, in my experience. :garamet:
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    I'm pretty sure that is a myth. Women might expect more than a man does in order to be willing to have a sexual relationship but that doesn't make them uptight about sex itself.

    It has been my experience (though limited) that women in regards to sex itself tend to be much more uninhibited than men.
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    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Just spit balling here, but there's a pretty good chance that you are one of the most sexually inhibited people on the planet, so of course any woman you come across will seem much more uninhibited.
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  28. Dayton Kitchens

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    I suppose that is a possibility. Though I have talked to lots of other men and their observations are similar.

    It seems to me that after some experimentation most men settle into "I know what I like and that's what I want" mentality.

    While women tend to be heavily into exploring new things for most of their sexually active lives. According to what I've read this is because women do not get the same level of pleasure out of straight up intercourse as men do thus they are more interested in looking at new things to maximize their pleasure.
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    Anyone ever tried a ladyboy? It's a very exciting experience, because it's a woman with a penis, so watching her CUM, it's like watching a cumshot along with a female orgasm face. There's really nothing hotter than that, and it's sort of the best of both worlds, if you know what I mean.
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  30. Diacanu

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    Whatever floats your boat.
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