Big Lebowski - Why the kitchen

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  1. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    Why does the Dude have a Magic Wand in his kitchen?

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    Ancalagon, Mar 17, 2025
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  2. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    It really tied the room together?
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  3. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey cynicism isn't wisdom, it's surrender.

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    I'm gonna go out on a limb that it's one of these...

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  4. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Washing the tip in the sink when he's done with it, leaving it to dry on the counter.
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  5. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Yeah, mine's in the bedroom.
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    Well, after fucking Julianne Moore, you would.

    A gentleman would wash the tip before as well, but I don't think she gave him time.
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    They're actually, genuinely great for legit massages. My wife can't imagine using it for sexy time, though. She says it'd be like taking a jackhammer to her parts.
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