Candlelight Vigil for Dayton Lavon Kitchens of Arkansas

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  1. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Absolutely no one in rightforge should have the time to copy-pasta Dayton's BR thread.
    Every single one of them is too busy with their exciting lives of foursomes, fivesomes, jet-skiing, parachuting, ballooning over Mount Everest, rocket-packing, lightsaber training, and a daily 50,000 reps with 1 ton kettle bells.

    How they find time to also post here all day is quite miraculous.

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  2. Steal Your Face

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    Okay, now that the cat's out of the bag, this is what I was thinking. I was going to tell him it wasn't deleted, but then I wondered why everyone was saying it was and then put two and two together.
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  3. Injeun

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    Beware the account screwer wither's.
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  4. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Beware the troll you do not know. Believe me, I have dealt with better and more talented than you. I am old school from usenet.

    Any time you want to play, I'll be your huckleberry.
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  5. spot261

    spot261 I don't want the game to end

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    What was that about the Account of Screwing Witherspoon?
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  6. Professor Sexbot

    Professor Sexbot ERROR: 404

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    Fuck directly off.
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  7. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    So, you want to laugh at Dayton's ban? You want to get one last jab at his ego? Get him where it really hurts? Walk away.

    Walk away from this thread and any others that contain his name or are about him. You can rest assured that he feels validation every time he comes over here and sees new posts in this thread.
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  8. spot261

    spot261 I don't want the game to end

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    I'm on the fence as to whether @Injeun is a dual or not.

    It seems an easy conclusion to draw at face value but apparently they have an extensive posting history at political forums. That could simply mean long standing dual, especially given the apparent eagerness to leap to Daytons' defence, or it could simply mean someone who has been given a very one sided version of events and accepted it without question.

    So, Injeun, I'll introduce myself as we seem to have something in common. We were both brought here as a consequence of Daytons' various online antics.

    In my case it was out of curiosity, wondering what sort of place would support and enable a person who not only impersonated a law enforcement officer but would do so and adopt an identity which was also a sex offender. Over time I learnt to see him from other perspectives, even like him in a way, and I do get why you're wanting to take the side of the apparent underdog but bear in mind a lot of these guys have a lot of history with Dayton and he's far from being a true innocent party.
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  9. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Umm, i could go for some reese witherspoon action.
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  10. Professor Sexbot

    Professor Sexbot ERROR: 404

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    I'm mainly responding to his threats to mess directly with user accounts. So, dual or not, he needs to fuck directly off.
  11. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Tell Dayton hi for me and ask him to say hi to his wife for me.
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  12. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    He is not a dayton dual because politicalforum would have banned them for having multiple accounts, and dayton is not good enough to hide his shit like that.

    @Injeun is a halfwit rightie from politcalforum and I do believe other political boards. It has been a while since I was running around. Nothing to be overly concerned about. He is not a big time poster, and is more just backup. He probably has no idea who dayton is and should look him up. There is a reason both the right and the left pick on dayton.
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  13. Professor Sexbot

    Professor Sexbot ERROR: 404

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    I suppose Wordforge does need a new shit-catcher...
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    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Do yourself a favor and calm down. This guy isn't anything big time. He is just an annoying dingbat who is in way over his head. If he does something stupid the mods here have enough skills to deal with him.

    This is all dayton can muster, and @Injeun is probably over here more for yelling at libruls than doing dayton's dirty work.
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  15. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Guys, the best way to deal with @Injeun is to show him who dayton is so he can be in on the joke.

    So before you go all script kiddie on us here mr. injun read a bit about Dayton Kitchens.

    https://wordforge.net/index.php?thr...n’s-greatest-hits.98559/page-189#post-3187301

    This long thread is compiled of Dayton's dumbest shit ever. This is just the highlights kiddo. This is the guy you are getting uppity about. I am not saying go away, but perhaps don't be bothered with the village idiot we exiled.
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    At least she knew the touch of a real man before she died.
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  17. spot261

    spot261 I don't want the game to end

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    He can't, he confessed as much in the pf thread hotlinked. Empty threats do not impress and unfortunately that does fit with the behaviour of our estranged coousin
  18. Injeun

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    That's your serious side, I take it. So what do you do for giggles...walk upright?
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  19. Tererune

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    What do you do for giggles....lament your large synapses?

    Don't try to get cute fucko, you do not have the mental capacity. That ganglionic activity you have is not going to cut it.
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  20. Awesome Possum

    Awesome Possum Liberal Queen of TNZ

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    The greatest defeat he can have is to be forgotten completely as if he never existed at all.
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  21. Ten Lubak

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    Honestly fuck dayton, stop being sentimental about the cunt and erase his shit. Nothing of value would be lost
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    1) Apologies for flying off the handle and thinking you guys did delete the thread. The search function can be wonky with banned members and I swear I didn't see it. That said, the Blue Room isn't so big that I should have just looked in the first place. Bygones.

    2) Tehretard's posts, gloating about what a Master Troll (s)he is remind me of nothing more than Buffalo Bill in "Silence of the Lambs," tucking it and prancing in front of the mirror.
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    I thought you were playing along with the joke/troll because his diary is literally five threads below yours (and may have been closer before people posted in the threads between yours and his).
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  24. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Dayton who?
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  25. Professor Sexbot

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    Point of order: None of those warnings were official board warnings tracked by the database until the one I gave and triggered his ban. Up until then, they had been us telling him to knock it off in thread.
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    Sir, I wish to subscribe to your newsletter and/or service.
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    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Probably more pleasant than Screwing Witherfork.
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    Mathew McConaughey?
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