@Dr. Krieg... For $700, I can make arrangements for that street sign to be in your possession instead of hanging from that pole. Not sure if it's one of those signs that light up at night, but I can make it so it lights up for an additional fee. How much that fee is depends on if I actually have to install lights or just convert it to take power from a wall outlet. I can't do anything about "Krieg" and "Dr" being in the wrong order. Even if I could, I wouldn't, out of principle. I could probably just build light-up street signs that say whatever anyone wants them to say for, like, less than $200, but it wouldn't be the same. Also, the image says where the sign is located, so you could just steal it yourself. I'm probably closer to it though.
I calculated that price as follows. It's more than fair: Misdemeanor fee: $500 Shipping and handling: $200 I wasn't even going to charge you for the sign itself, just parts and labor if you wanted it to light up.
