@Dr. Krieg...

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  1. Kommander

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    @Dr. Krieg...

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    For $700, I can make arrangements for that street sign to be in your possession instead of hanging from that pole.

    Not sure if it's one of those signs that light up at night, but I can make it so it lights up for an additional fee. How much that fee is depends on if I actually have to install lights or just convert it to take power from a wall outlet.

    I can't do anything about "Krieg" and "Dr" being in the wrong order. Even if I could, I wouldn't, out of principle.

    I could probably just build light-up street signs that say whatever anyone wants them to say for, like, less than $200, but it wouldn't be the same. Also, the image says where the sign is located, so you could just steal it yourself. I'm probably closer to it though.
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  2. Dr. Krieg

    Dr. Krieg Restaurant Meat Clown. Administrator Overlord

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    FUCKING A. $700? Now that I know the location, it will mysteriously disappear........
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  3. Kommander

    Kommander of Gay Sex

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    I calculated that price as follows. It's more than fair:

    Misdemeanor fee: $500
    Shipping and handling: $200

    I wasn't even going to charge you for the sign itself, just parts and labor if you wanted it to light up.
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  4. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    You know it's a middle of nowhere town because the Google Street View is over two years old.
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  5. Kommander

    Kommander of Gay Sex

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    Suburb of Detroit, so, only kind of.

    Here's a map of how to get to the sign from downtown Detroit:

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  6. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    I'm waiting for someone to say this map is fake news because it shows Canada to the south of the US :diacanu:
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  7. DEI Hire

    DEI Hire Illegal by Executive Order

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    Wasn't Detroit destroyed during the BLM riots?
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  8. Kommander

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    Detroit's always getting destroyed and rebuilt.
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  9. notnick

    notnick lost, as usual

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    isn't that the purpose of the Bureau of Land Management???
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  10. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Not after the DOGEing.

    Wait, are we talking about the BLM or Detroit? :unsure:
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