Elon Musk offers to buy Twitter for $54.20 per share.

But performative anti-woke cred is super duper.
Like banning books, and crying about un-fuckable M&M's.

I answer for my own deeds and nobody else's.

There's also the minor detail of none of his accusations actually being an honest portrayal of anything I've said. The little weasel just knows confining himself to reality won't work in his favor.

None of that has anything to do with me, but at least you finally admit you're performing.

Yeah, copying off the right-wing's homework 99% instead of a 100% makes you a real fucking individual, doesn't it?

Obviously like most republicans UA thinks all the failures in his life would be fixed if he just stopped one kid from transitioning. This is because faux news and the republicans want to blame every problem on some scapegoat.

UAs life sucks because he is a miserable failure and nothing will ever change the sad pathetic sack of shit he is. It is the same with every other republican.

It is really sad the world's dumbest rich guy is such a miserable cunt that he also has to play the same game.

Say "chuds" again, Anita. You're totally fresh and unique.

So close to realizing the truth that none of this trans stuff has anything to do with some loser living in his broke dick jeep down by the river.

being trans is a reality. Being a CHUD is a bad life decision.

To be fair, he never actually defended ... whoever the pedophile was. He just very poorly stated the law and that the guy was operating within the bounds of the law. Didn't stop everyone here at the time of accusing him of pedophilia.

He says whilst using the Anita label like his own shit smells like Tasvir's minty fresh ballsack.

Not fair, UA is just really passionate about ethics in videogame journalism.

Just another normal day on Elon Musk's Twitter.

Spotted, right? @matthunter, they any good? If so, @Uncle Albert, I'll be happy to try a bag of spotted dick with BritForge if you spot me the plane ticket to Ol' Blighty. Hell, you should join us to make it an official WF Meet!

Yeah, just feel that "freedom" trickling down on the rest of us.

We get it. You don't like people who wistfully long for the days when they could commit genocide. Why do you hate America, Dicky?

Y'know, it occurs to me.
Maybe he has to pretend I'm Anita, because if he went up against the real one, she'd slice and dice him with a bigger audience.
Maybe make him into a video.

UA, if you're involving me with your Anita shower argument, keep it in the shower, it's never gonna be ready for the majors.

How dare you insinuate such a manly man as @Uncle Albert does something as girly as bathing. He uses a belt sander to take off the dirt like a real man because he is microdicked to the extreme.

You don't want to give anyone the idea he is confident in his manhood.

Twitter founder Jack Dorsey says Musk wasn’t an ideal leader after all

Yup. It’s still up.

https://twitter.com/travis_view/status/1652526860734205953?s=46&t=iYW3foyqIA6Tn8VWwn3nwQ

Me seeing billionaires get mad at one another:

Gets better - someone posted the full Super Mario Bros movie.

Yes, the one that grossed $1.022B so far.

If Elon wanted enemies, Nintendo are probably not the ones to go with.

Seems to be a mass logging out issue going on with Twitter. People are logged out, and when they log in, they're logged right back out again.

Source: https://techcrunch.com/2023/05/01/twitter-is-randomly-logging-out-users-youre-welcome/

Damn, Elon, you've got Twitter running like a Swiss car.

https://twitter.com/bobbyallyn/status/1653566459027521538?s=46&t=iYW3foyqIA6Tn8VWwn3nwQ

The Shat wants to be Elmo's cryptobro.

https://twitter.com/WilliamShatner/status/1653570795770359809

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Genius disruptor, folks.

Geez, that conspiracy sounds familiar....