Florida: How long before a college student is bit by a radioactive gator?

Ooops. Radioactive water dumped into Florida's drinking water supply.

Okay, so it's only slightly radioactive, and that water does move slowly, but I'm still holding out for someone with an alliterative name to gain cool alligator powers, rather than develop tumours and die.

Oh, do your homework. "Curt Conners" is the alliterative name.

Well, iirc, the word alligator does come from El Lagarto!

But they're from a different order of reptiles than lizards...

gator man, gator man, lays around and does nothing, man.

Do you really want to see some Floridian get superpowers? Nothing good can come of that.

The Creature from the Black Lagoon.