Fuck The Red Room In The Ass With A Spiked Dildo!!!

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Black Dove, Oct 31, 2013.

  1. Black Dove

    Black Dove Mildly Offensive

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    I demand change!!! :up:
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    You're always demanding something. ...
  3. Black Dove

    Black Dove Mildly Offensive

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    That's because I'm entitled.

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  4. gul

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    You are in a position to demand nothing!
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    While I am in a position to grant . . . nothing.
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    ^^That's a good one.
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  7. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Couldn't pass up such a great lead-in. :yeehaw:
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    I used to have that quote on my hardhat, the ships force guys didn't like dealing with us...so it felt appropriate.
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  9. Larry

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    How do you know so much about spiked dildos?? Do they really make those?? :shrug:
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    The leaves outside are changing...
    There is your change...
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  11. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    I had the unfortunate circumstance of having to address an harassment complaint when somebody found one in the desk drawer of another employee. Yes, they exist, no, I can't imagine how or why you might use one.

    And most of all, I can't understand why you would bring one to work.
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  12. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Okay, granted this kind of thing shouldn't be brought to work but...

    ...how does finding something something equal harassment?
  13. Archangel

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    Telling jokes...a bikini calander can both be considered harassment or creating a hostile work environment.
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    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Alas, true...but how is something kept in a desk drawer where no one can see it harassment?
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    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    He asked his female coworker to get something from the drawer, perhaps intending for her to find it.
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  16. Soma

    Soma OMG WTF LOL STFU ROTFL!!!

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    Did you take it home for your wife?
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  17. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    I kind of figured it was toxic.
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    Being in a male dominated industry, I've had very little experience working with ladies. I still, however, had to do an hour long computer module concerning sexual harrassment. So, no sexually harassing my fellow dude employees, apparently. :shrug:
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    Quincunx anti-anti Staff Member Administrator

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    My brother was an auto mechanic for many years … I can't see anybody in that line of work being overly sensitive about that sort of thing. :lol:
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  20. Larry

    Larry 18 wheels a rolling!! Deceased Member Moderator

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    As a former trucker, I've seen PLENTY of Calenders that would fit this description.
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    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Ah, okay.

    I wonder what goes on in the mind of someone who does that? "I'll have her find my spiked dildo in my desk at work. Chicks really dig that stuff!"
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    Try working with a submarine crew.
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    Someone is into masochism and really kinky sex toys. I don't mind a good spanking or choking, but do you really have to tear my asshole apart with a spiked dildo? I do need my asshole.
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    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Well then you're in the right place, cuz Wordforge is overrun with assholes.
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