Proof that We Are Borg is a dirty, disingenuous liar

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Kommander, Jun 15, 2020.

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Did Kommander have sex with Rebecca Black in 2019?

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  2. Absolutely not

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  3. Impossible, he's never even met her, let alone had sex with her.

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  4. No, but Teh Baba did.

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  1. Kommander

    Kommander of Gay Sex

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    So, I was reading through posts I've made here like I do sometimes because I think I'm hilarious, and I noticed something.

    In September of last year, @ed629 created this thread to discuss the possibility that Youtube sensation Rebecca Black is attractive. In that thread, @We Are Borg had this to say:
    Five months later, @We Are Borg created essentially the same thread, where he specifically describes her as "hot."
    https://www.wordforge.net/index.php?threads/its-friday-and-she-got-hot.119567

    My theory is that We Am Bored was envious that he didn't create the first thread, so he was all sour-grapes "she's not that hot" about everything, waited a few months so everyone forgot about the first thread, and then created his thread hoping to get credit for the discovery.

    This is the worst thing anyone on Wordforge has ever done and I demand he be banned for this immediately. Also, @ed629 should be reprimanded. He knows what he did.

    Just as a reminder, I did not have sex with Rebecca Black in a bar restroom last year, and I would never do such a thing.
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  2. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    fucked up if true
  3. spot261

    spot261 I don't want the game to end

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    I had sex with a toilet roll holder once, but it was on the pool table not in the toilets.
  4. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

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    Cool. Did Federal Farmer start his own callout thread just for me?

    I can't tell because the first post is blank and I found this thread through the main forum page. I have three people on ignore, so it's either Federal Farmer, Kommander or Sokar.

    It would be awesome if it was Sokar.

    :shrug:
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  5. Kommander

    Kommander of Gay Sex

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  7. Kommander

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    He knows what it says, and who posted it.

    I mention that I'm an attention whore at least every other post, so he probably figures being all "I'm mostly ignoring you but I'm going to pop into this thread to make a point of ignoring you" is going to upset me somehow.

    Which, was a good play. Denying an attention whore the attention they crave is usually a good move. However, I'm good at drawing attention to myself and making people laugh, so I don't need his attention specifically. It would be more fun if he responded in good-natured ways the way @ed629 does when I pick on him for no reason, but at least he's not being a complete ass hole about it like he could be.
  8. spot261

    spot261 I don't want the game to end

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    The police didn't shoot me though, so it's all good.

    I'm just on a couple of registers.
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    Of all people, why have @Kommander on ignore?
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  10. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    although ignoring Sokar seems a bit redundant too... guy hasn't had any new material in ages
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  11. NAHTMMM

    NAHTMMM eating my lemon

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    This Kommander - WAB - FF love triangle is one of the more random things to happen in 2020
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  12. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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  14. Steal Your Face

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    Plenty of love for @Kommander , no love for @We Are Borg.
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    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    I have no idea what the fuck is happening in this thread.
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  17. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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  18. Kommander

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    98% chance this results in a threesome.

    Actually, no, I'd rather not. Being part of @We Are Borg's first, and probably only, sexual experience is a lot of pressure and I don't think I'd be feeling up to it.
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  19. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    there's medication for that
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  20. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

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    If memory serves, I made some crack about Detroit a while ago and he went a bit... crazy. I used the ignore feature preemptively because I felt the warning signs were there that trouble was brewing. I made the mistake of waiting until the shit hit the fan with a few other posters.

    The ignore feature also prevents PMs, and I've had a few stalkers in my time here. :shrug:
  21. spot261

    spot261 I don't want the game to end

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    Nah, it's Miss Ridley they're stalking. You just made the mistake of using her as an avatar.
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    :-( I want a stalker.
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  23. steve2^4

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    you're female, posting on WF, and you don't have one yet? Can we have an admin in here? Stat!
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  24. spot261

    spot261 I don't want the game to end

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    Still got that brown carpet in your bathroom?

    Very tasteless, I think you should change it.
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  25. Kommander

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    If you're being sincere:

    I can see why someone might feel that way. If my antagonizing you actually bothers you, I'll stop. I was exaggerating the argument we were having in that vaping thread or whatever for comedic effect. That's all I was after, laughs, and I got them. I don't actually want to piss people off. Unless they deserve it, but I'm not certain you do. And no, I'm not going to stalk you or harass you via PM. That kind of shit isn't cool, and if nothing else, it seems like a lot of work, I'm lazy, and I have enough shit to do already. Anything negative I have to say about you will stay in the Red Room.

    If you're exaggerating, and questioning my mental state just to be insulting:

    I can't stand people who attack others and then play the victim when they fight back. It's the worst sort of cowardice. You're a piece of shit and deserve any and all antagonization you get. However, this isn't fun for me if you're just going to be a bitch about it.

    If it was just a misunderstanding and you were being cautious, and you actually do have me on ignore:

    You missed some good stuff. At one point I started a Go Fund Me for you, and it was hilarious.

    Whatever you say your motivation was, I'll believe you, until I have reason not to.

    Could someone point him to this? If he actually does have me on ignore, he might want to read this.
  26. Steal Your Face

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    He actually does have you on ignore.
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