Question About Zombies

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  1. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    After zombies run out of brains to eat, or if they are the flesh eating variety and they run out of people to eat, what happens to them? Do they starve? Can the starve to death? Do they eat each other?

    How long do the surviving humans have to survive until there are no longer any zombies?
  2. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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  3. Clyde

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    The thing about zombies is their nature kinda has to remain vague, it's scarier that way. :zombie:
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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  5. Zombie

    Zombie dead and loving it

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    Zombies should only last a few years. Everything needs energy and without it zombies will eventually stop.

    Unless they convert to vegetarian and start eating trees and grass. ;)

    Plus since zombies can't repair any damage eventually they will fall to pieces after being worn down by the elements.
  6. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    On The Walking Dead, they're known to also eat animals.

    :zombie: :horse:
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  7. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    Do I need to point out the illogic of trying to hold something that already violates all known scientific laws to... scientific laws?
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  8. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    But are they held to God's laws?
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  9. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    When hell is full, the dead will walk the earth.
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  10. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    You do know that Zombies, unlike God, aren't real, right? :diacanu:
  11. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    But as an intellectual exercise - if they're merely the reanimated bodies of dead people, their souls are elsewhere, therefore they're not responsible for the behavior of their bodies minus their souls. Would you say that's a fair assessment?
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  12. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    Jesus Christ Disagrees!!
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  13. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    In the last hundred years, the human race has expanded from one to 7.6 billion people. We're like the mammalian equivalent of cockroaches.

    I suspect we're being bred and harvested by monsanto as zombie soylent green already.
  14. Zombie

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    Zombies don't violate all known scientific laws.

    I've yet to see a Zombie on fire that did not burn up. Nor have I seen a zombie take flight (sounds like a bad Syfy movie lol).

    So if they can follow some laws then certainly they can follow the laws of energy.

    ;)
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  15. Uncle Albert

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    I've seen something close. They were vampire zombies.
    :lol:
    A memorably bad movie, that one. Starring the chick who played the female Klingon in STV.

    *edit* Here you go. The actress's name is "Spice," and that movie was The Dead Undead
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    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Zombienado!!!

    Zombiecane?
  17. Muad Dib

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    Is it gay if a zombie eats your weenus?
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  18. Will Power

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