The 2024 Random Meme Thread

Oh, you’ve no idea how many times I’ve been threatened to be punched.

So, what you're saying is that the meme is true.

No. Just had this conversation earlier. My sister told her daughter in law (after she unfriended me on facebook) that I’m not really like that, that I’m a very nice person. The thing is, I really am. But, I will also let you know when you are wrong.

Yeah, not buying it.

You don’t think I’m a nice person?

Nope.

You complain about me bringing up your abusive relationship with UA then you do it for me.

Weird. I am always amused by other people’s opinion of me. Never heard anyone say they thought I wasn’t nice. Lots of other nonflattering adjectives, but not nice was never one. Cool.

It was at that moment he knew, he fucked up.

"Ok, so maybe I don't understand something."

The judge's reaction is priceless and so of the defendant's.

If it was a Detroit court...

Judge: "Um, your license is suspended, and you're driving..."

Guy: "I'm going to the doctor though..."

Judge: "Your license is suspended and you're driving."

Guy: "So I'm not allowed to go to the doctor?"

Judge: "Sure you are, but you're not allowed to drive yourself there."

Guy: "How am I supposed to get there then?"

Judge: "An Uber, or a cab."

Guy: "Ubers cost too much."

Judge: "The bus, then."

Guy: "Oh hell no, I ain't riding the bus."

Judge: "Bond rescinded, turn yourself in."

Guy: "What? Why? It ain't like I was going to the weed store, I was going to the doctor. Why can't I go to the doctor."

Judge: "Suspended license means no driving, at all."

Guy: "Not even to the doctor? That's bullshit."

Judge: "Keep it up I'm going to charge you with contempt."

Guy: "Man..."

Or get a friend or family member to drive you there or walk or ride a bike or skateboard or hitchhike or hitch a ride via Marty McFly style or change your doctors appointment or ride a horse or anything else, but drive.

Solution: The Stormtrooper misses. The Red Shirt dies anyway. From being shot by the blaster.

But St Christopher is the patron saint of travelers the name already has the quest but baked in