The 2024 Random Meme Thread

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  1. Tuckerfan

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  2. Jenee

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    Oh, you’ve no idea how many times I’ve been threatened to be punched.
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  3. Tuckerfan

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    So, what you're saying is that the meme is true.
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    jack Slave To The Rhythm

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  5. Jenee

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    No. Just had this conversation earlier. My sister told her daughter in law (after she unfriended me on facebook) that I’m not really like that, that I’m a very nice person. The thing is, I really am. But, I will also let you know when you are wrong.
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  6. Tuckerfan

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    Yeah, not buying it.
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  7. Jenee

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    You don’t think I’m a nice person?
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  8. Tuckerfan

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    Nope.
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  9. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    You complain about me bringing up your abusive relationship with UA then you do it for me.
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    Weird. I am always amused by other people’s opinion of me. Never heard anyone say they thought I wasn’t nice. Lots of other nonflattering adjectives, but not nice was never one. Cool.
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    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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  16. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    It was at that moment he knew, he fucked up.

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    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    "Ok, so maybe I don't understand something." :lol: :lol: :lol:

    The judge's reaction is priceless and so of the defendant's.
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    If it was a Detroit court...

    Judge: "Um, your license is suspended, and you're driving..."

    Guy: "I'm going to the doctor though..."

    Judge: "Your license is suspended and you're driving."

    Guy: "So I'm not allowed to go to the doctor?"

    Judge: "Sure you are, but you're not allowed to drive yourself there."

    Guy: "How am I supposed to get there then?"

    Judge: "An Uber, or a cab."

    Guy: "Ubers cost too much."

    Judge: "The bus, then."

    Guy: "Oh hell no, I ain't riding the bus."

    Judge: "Bond rescinded, turn yourself in."

    Guy: "What? Why? It ain't like I was going to the weed store, I was going to the doctor. Why can't I go to the doctor."

    Judge: "Suspended license means no driving, at all."

    Guy: "Not even to the doctor? That's bullshit."

    Judge: "Keep it up I'm going to charge you with contempt."

    Guy: "Man..."
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    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Or get a friend or family member to drive you there or walk or ride a bike or skateboard or hitchhike or hitch a ride via Marty McFly style or change your doctors appointment or ride a horse or anything else, but drive.
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    Solution: The Stormtrooper misses. The Red Shirt dies anyway. From being shot by the blaster.
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    :wtf: But St Christopher is the patron saint of travelers the name already has the quest but baked in
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