L.A. Gang Member Gold Plate’s Own Genitals To Death Los Angeles | An L.A. gang member, Nazario Conchuza Gonzalez, who is part of the infamous Ms-13 gang, also called Mara Salvatrucha, has died of medical complications after attempting to gold plate his own genitals to celebrate his 17th anniversary. The young man that is originally from El Salvador and is an active member of the MS-13 crime family is believed to have attempted to gold plate his own genitals with a professional automotive gold plater stolen from a local garage after first painting his genitals with a lead-based paint, believe experts. The 17-year old man who was allegedly a fan of the 2002 American comedy movie Goldmember, which is a loose parody of the James Bond films Goldfinger, had taken the Spanish nickname of “Pelotas de oro”, or golden testicles, before attempting to gold plate his own genitals to his ultimate demise. Gold platting one’s own genitals is “a medical impossibility” and should not be attempted, warns Dr Ian Joseffson Dr Ian Joseffson of the Los Angeles Community Hospital warns of a growing trend within gang members to attempt the “deadly operation”. “This is the third case this year, but we have had many occurrences in hospitals in the region these past years. It seems to be a growing trend within the gang member community” he told reporters. “I have no idea where this idea comes from but plating one’s own genitals will only ultimately end in serious medical complications or even death, as we have seen in this case” he explained. Some experts believe the tradition might find it’s roots in prehistoric Mesoamerican cultures, such as the Mayas who painted parts of their bodies with gold paint to empower themselves and as an offering to the Gods.
http://m.snopes.com/gold-member/ I almost posted this myself yesterday, but I thought it sounded pretty fishy.
Oh, it was from World Nut Daily. Of course it is fake then. You'd be amazed how many right wing nut jobs read that junk and believe it is true. If I had known that was the source...
Speaking of gold, this reminds me of gold "grills" some people wear on their teeth as a fashion statement. Anyway here in Augusta a few years back two criminals were in the back seat of a car and one of them shot the driver - an execution of course. But being as the car was in motion, shooting the driver in the head caused hilarity to ensue AKA a wreck. The impact made one of the bad guys lose his grill when it came off. The bad guys hauled ass and the best piece of hard evidence was the grill they found in the car and the subsequent DNA. Sadly, the case eventually went cold, but that is some pretty comical, random shit right there!
