The Weinermobile has been poled

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  1. Chuck

    Chuck Go Giants!

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    Wienermobile loses control, smacks into pole in Enola

    ENOLA, Pa. (WHTM) – Traffic was unusually slow Sunday in East Pennsboro Township after a reported accident involving an Oscar Mayer Wienermobile.

    The vehicle reportedly slipped off the roadway near the intersection of State Road and Fairview Avenue, slamming into a pole and smashing the windshield.

    No injuries were reported, but spectators claimed their bologna had a first name and it was spelled C-R-A-S-H.
    Chuck, Feb 15, 2015
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  2. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    NNNNnnnoooooooooo...
    Dinner, Feb 15, 2015
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  3. Asyncritus

    Asyncritus Expert on everything

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    Oh, I wish I were an Oscar-Mayer wiener,
    Yes, that is what I'd truly love to be.
    For if I were an Oscar-Mayer wiener,
    Then I could go and smash into a tree!
    Asyncritus, Feb 16, 2015
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  4. jack243

    jack243 jackman

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    Maybe the damn thing is totaled and we won't have to see it anymore. And please DON'T fix it!
    jack243, Feb 16, 2015
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  5. steve2^4

    steve2^4 Aged Meat

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    but it makes the moms swoon...
    steve2^4, Feb 16, 2015
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  6. John Castle

    John Castle Banned Writer

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    Tribute music video: (Yeah, I realize it's not a wienermobile. But it's a ridiculously stoopud-lookin' car disguised as a phallic type food item. Close E-fuckin'-nuff.)

    John Castle, Feb 16, 2015
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  7. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    This. :cry: :salute:
    Diacanu, Feb 17, 2015
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  8. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Now THIS is a "weinermobile" to the extreme.
    What's everybody looking at?

    ambcar.jpg tambcar2.jpg
    oldfella1962, Feb 19, 2015
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  9. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    You know there's more than one Weinermobile, right?

    Oh I wish I was a three legged puppy
    That is what I'd truly like to be!
    For if I were a three legged puppy
    I wouldn't have to lift my leg to pee!
    Lanzman, Feb 19, 2015
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