This whole thing with Bryce..

...reminds me of a part of the movie Alien. OK, Bryce is Ripley and has just set the self destruct on the Nostromo. She gets the cat and heads for the shuttle. Runs into the Alien and freaks out.

She then goes to turn off the self destruct but it won't stop.

That's where Bryce is now.


"MOTHER!!!!!!!"

You're such a drama queen. I don't even notice what he's doing unless you're whining about it.

Poodle is the guy who went looking for the cat.

You left out the scene where Bryce is stripping to his scivvies. I liked that scene.

That you want to see Bryce do so tells us a lot about you.

Yes, because in the WF story Bryce doesn't make it to the shuttle.

But if he does make it to the shuttle he won't make it into the spacesuit and the Alien kills him.

Your fantasy of what happens to Bryce is far better than Steve's fantasy of him in his scivvies.

Bryce is a he?

"MOTHER!!!! I've turned the coolant back on!!!"

'Sorry, no reset to max red. You now have 20 seconds.'

D'OH!!!

But I can understand where you might not have been sure.

for the sake of argument, couldn't we pretend he was Sigourney?

I like her Galaxy Quest tits much better.

Pic please.

Best I could do.

No. Too late.

Bryce was last seen running through the halls of WordForge holding a cat and a flamethrower.

in his scivvies, right?

I guess we can add that as a further sign of his mental unbalance.

OK, last seen running through the halls of WordForge in his scivvies, holding a cat and a flamethrower.

With skiddies?

No doubt.

Kinda goes without saying.

call me captain obvious

Watch your back around Steve, though. He's fantasizing about men in their underwear. Whistling may be involved.

Bryce is blond, right?

Who is steve?

So lets say Bryce makes it to the shuttle. The Alien is waiting for him.

When the Alien pops out of hiding, Bryce backs into that storage locker with the spacesuits.

But instead of getting into the spacesuit, Bryce comes out and starts talking to the Alien.

Telling the Alien about his life. How he graduated from HS early. About his marriage and subsequent love life. His health issues. Blah, blah, blah.....




The Alien jettisons himself out an airlock.

And then Steve shows up and tells him to start whistling.

ok and then he strips down to his scivvies.

Can this mug get any dumber??? Jeeeeez!!