Unusual mail

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  1. Prufrock

    Prufrock Disturbing the Universe

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    I just got a wedding invitation in the mail from people I do not know. In Kentucky. It doesn't seem to be a mistake, as my name and address are handwritten on the envelope. I don't know where they would have gotten my name/address.

    I don't even know if I want to mail them back saying "who are you people" with the small possibility that I have just forgotten their names.
    Prufrock, Jan 3, 2013
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  2. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    A weird new kind of junkmail scam?

    Toss it.
    :shrug:
    Diacanu, Jan 3, 2013
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  3. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Friends of a family member, perhaps? Or friends of a mutual friend hyping for "send a gift even if you can't attend"?
    garamet, Jan 3, 2013
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  4. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

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    Show up for the wedding, eat all the food, abuse the open bar, and jerk off onto the wedding cake.

    If they don't know you and you don't know them, what's the harm?
    We Are Borg, Jan 3, 2013
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  5. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Are they Nigerian? INVEST in whatever they offer you - it can't miss!
    oldfella1962, Jan 3, 2013
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  6. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    You forgot drunkenly dance with the bride while groping her, or the groom if you swing that way.
    ed629, Jan 3, 2013
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  7. Nautica

    Nautica Probably a Dual

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    No one has mentioned boinking all the hot bridesmaids yet? :wtf:

    You people are slipping!
    Nautica, Jan 5, 2013
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  8. Shakes

    Shakes With good reason

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    Shakes, Jan 5, 2013
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