What did you think of my pole?

Had to do it.

As long as it doesn't contract...

And look out for...

Lots of dicks in Baseball.

This has to be one of the more successful parody threads I have seen in a while...

Here is my pole! The first pic is Kdriaztwsta Bkrtyzevdrgatj at age 20.
The second pic is her at age 30. Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar (wink wink).

I saw stuff almost that bad in the Balkans. Serbian chick's were often like that, smoking hot as teenagers but then you saw their 45 year old mothers who looked 70. I suppose a hard life will do that to you.