What if every human on earth simultaneously spontaneously combusted for one hour, without warning?

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  1. Black Dove

    Black Dove Mildly Offensive

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    Who would bring the weenies and marshmellons?
     
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  2. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    Marshmellons?? Are you channeling Spock? :vulcan:
     
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  3. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported.
     
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  4. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    It would probably be funny, or painful.
     
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  5. Larry

    Larry 18 wheels a rolling!! Deceased Member Moderator

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    If I eat bean soup I feel that way,, KA BOOM.. :boobootard:
     
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  6. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

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    The sad thing is that, up until two weeks ago, I never knew who that smiley was.

    I caught a few minutes of "Here Comes Honey Boo-Boo" on the inappropriately-named TLC when I was in a Vegas hotel.

    What has been seen cannot be unseen. :weep:
     
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  7. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    I'd hit with a dump truck, but then I'd have to get a new dump truck.
     
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  8. Larry

    Larry 18 wheels a rolling!! Deceased Member Moderator

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    I don't know HOW people watch this, If I wanted to see that crap I'd go hang out at my ex-wife's family's house. That little girl and her family are dumb as shit,
     
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  9. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    The kid is going to have her first heart attack at 9 years old, diabetes at 10.
     
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