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Borgs · Mar 30, 2004

Smoking bans coming to UK

Lt. Mewa said:

So far in my life, I have seen smoking go from COOL to UNCOOL.

Smokers are getting a bad rep. People look at them funny. Many are not allowed in certain homes or establishments.
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Uncle Albert said:

Soon it will be customary to throw rotten vegetables and poke them with sticks.
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Got into a nasty car accident yesterday

Jeriko said:

Hell yes sue that cunt. I nearly had something identical happen to me just weeks ago at a highway intersection. Light turned green for us, and I was at the head of the line. I start to drive forward and of the corner of my eye I see movement - something just seemed "off" and I instinctively prepared myself to act. Out of nowhere seom jackass in a ricer who'd watched 2 Fast 2 Furious one too many times comes blazing through the intersection right through the red light at easily 60-70 MPH.

I'm not kidding when I say I slammed on the brakes only INCHES away from this (god I hope he's dead now) slimeball's driver size door. He never even slowed down.

If that asshole had wrecked my car I would have had NO CONCERN about his life what so ever. I wouldn't have wasted a SINGLE minute of my cell phone's battery life calling for an ambulance.

I would have sat there and watched that fucker die and asked him how it felt to have his life slip away. And I would have cackled madly the minute he slipped into oblivion. The last words he would have heard were, "I've got your wallet. I'm going to find your mother and fuck her ass."

I wouldn't REALLY fuck her in the ass of course. But he'd go to his death terrified of what I would do and that last bit of agony in his eyes would have given me enormous satisfaction.

-J
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Borgs · Mar 30, 2004

Uncle Albert said:

Regardless of any prayer, introspection, or quests for meaning, all life comes to the same end. The search for "meaning" is really just a desperate attempt to deny the inherent meaninglessness of it all. Life is a gift that is wasted on people who struggle to make it more than it is. Too much fixation on the meaning of life can prevent you from actually living.

The distinction between us and a single-celled organism is not some grand, blessed, universal purpose, not some supernatural design, but the ability to perceive and feel on a higher level, to dictate our own purpose and derive satisfaction as we choose. Freedom, with all it's rewards and pitfalls, is what makes us unique, what distinguishes us from beasts driven solely by the imperatives of survival and procreation.

It does not become less worthy of an exercise of freedom to surround yourself with material objects that please you than it is to devote yourself to self-sacrifice for the sake of others without invoking some personal value, which is itself an exercise of freedom.

So, if you're unsatisfied, if you're unable to derive meaning from what it is you do, it may be time for a change. But not according to any universal standard (fiction, for the most part), and not necessarily by changing something external. The mistake is often expecting the world to satisfy you, rather than finding a way to be satisfied in the world.
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Scorponok said:

suppose it also depends on the context of "wrong". Hitting a person in real life could get you sued, but in a hockey game, will get you 2 minutes in the penalty box.
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actormike said:

I'm pretty sure the Spanish public wants train stations to not explode anymore. Spain pulling its 1,200 troops out of Iraq and refocusing them on ending internal terrorism is a perfectly valid response to the tragedy of 3/11, and the incumbent government had no plans to do that. That's not caving in to terrorism, that's fighting terrorism in their own backyard, as opposed to a thousand miles away. Let the US do that.
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The Listkeeper said:

No, that's caving in to terrorism
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Packard said:

If your train stations aren't exploding, the terrorists have won.
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Scorponok said:

You can't exactly pray towards a city that is gonna be a big radioactive crater for the next few thousand years.
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Tamar Garish said:

Regulars are almost $150 an hour what I hear.

Where's all that free booty everyone's been promising is coming our way?
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Ramennoodlesoup said:

She's gotta refill the jizz dispensor on her life-sized George W. Bush lovemaking mannequin.

:elfla:
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shadowfast · Apr 2, 2004

Posted by Polarslam
Well if your a freind than you will tell him that he's dating an ugly skank....unless he has gained weight and turned ugly himself since you last saw him, than you should be happy that the fat and the ugly have found love! Just last week a girl that I know brought her new boyfriend out to the pub and being good freinds we informed her that he was ugly (and over the course of the night we also learned that he was quite stupid). Thus, when we left to grab some after hours food at 4 in the morning we convinced her to ditch him at the pub and RUN RUN RUN AWAY! It's a horrible thing when the ugly think they can date above them. Uppity ugly people need to have their confidence destroyed so they stay inside their shells and never dare talk to a good looking person...until they have money....than the ugly may buy their way into a better class of people.
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Posted by: Diacanu
You know how I solved all my teenage problems?
I put on a trenchcoat, loaded it up with guns, and wasted everybody.
Reality became like a video game, there were no bodies,
my victims turned into power ups, and all my problems were solved.
And best of all, there were no consequences, and I lived happily ever after.
And needless to say, it got Jody Foster really hot.
Another fringe benefit.
Yep, it really really works.
Also, smoking is really good for you.
If you aren't already, take it up.
And screw cigarettes, jump right in with cigars.
A trenchcoat killer smoking a stogie;
man, the chicks will fling themselves against you like bugs on a windshield.
Ah, but how to pay for the guns, you ask?
That brings me to Diacanu self improvement chapter two.
Selling crack to school children.
Hey, they've got to grow up sometime.
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Borgs · Apr 4, 2004

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Ryan said:

Just because you hate God that doesn't mean God hates you Techman (though He does but that's beside the point; hypothetically he loves you).
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shadowfast · Apr 4, 2004

Originally Posted by: forbin
You wear seatbelts when you drive and a helmet on a motorcycle. You wear goggles when you use a table saw and a breathing mask when you install insulation. Around the house you have a fire extinguisher, a smoke alarm, a working phone, and a gun. Safety equipment.
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Originally Posted by: Diacanu
If you think you're going to ignore this to the next page, you're fucking kidding yourself.
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NAHTMMM · Apr 6, 2004

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Jeriko said:

Diacanu said:

Well, if we really are doomed why aren't you out running up debts you won't have to pay back, and having lots of unprotected sex with pointy faced, but nevertheless creamy fleshed crack whores?
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I said a major US city is probably doomed - not MY city. If I had to guess, I'd say New York or DC.

All my credit records are no doubt in New York somewhere.

And all my tax records are in DC.

I don't know which city the terrorists will pick.

So frankly, I don't know which one I should commit fraud on.

-J
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Aurora · Apr 10, 2004

I'm one of his few pubic defenders, and I've given him no points so far. How can he be ahead of me?

-Master Gul

ed629 · Apr 10, 2004

My favorite, from a parody post, somewhile back

Diacanu said:

"Dad is getting worse, last night he ate beetles for dinner"
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Borgs · Apr 12, 2004

Lt. Mewa said:

Soma is the retarded kid in the neighborhood you buy an ice cream for sometimes.

Polarslam is the retared kid you throw stuff at.

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marathon said:

Mewa is the retarded kid you give a wedgie :shocked:
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Borgs · Apr 13, 2004

Forbin said:

What most people don't realize is [stealthed planes are] mainly designed to be stealthy coming toward the radar. Away too, but ya gotta make concessions to those big holes that the flame comes out of
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Forbin said:

Yes, we all have them, there's no use trying to pretend!
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Borgs · Apr 13, 2004

gul said:

Can we troll Dayton in [the welcome wagon]?
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El Chu said:

Surely trolling Dayton is an acceptable past time in any place, or have we turned into an oppressive regime? :shocked:
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Borgs · Apr 13, 2004

Ever Had A Dry Ejaculation? 2 Minutes Ago by Tasvir81
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Borgs · Apr 13, 2004

Liet said:

Better to watch porn stars fuck than to watch Congressmen masturbate
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Clyde · Apr 15, 2004

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeriko

Bush told the world, that the Iraqis would welcome us with open arms. Almost- they've welcomed us with open arms fire.
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I'm sure you've been looking for an opportunity to use your unclever line ever since you thought it up on the toilet this morning, but to shoehorn into a thread without an appropriate remark by another poster to set it up reeks of desperation and is probably symptomatic of a someone who does a lot of things prematurely.

-J
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Borgs · Apr 15, 2004

Techman said:

So let 'em...it'll be hard for them to work full of bullet holes.
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Storm said:

True. Especially back when I was prone to hangovers, I hear some Muslim screaming through a bullhorn at 0600, I'm assuming it's an attack and I'm firing mortars for effect.
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Borgs · Apr 15, 2004

Covenanter said:

Personally, I have trouble distinguishing between Moore and Yasser Arafat.
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Aurora · Apr 16, 2004

[Borgs8472 about JohnM]

It's him. I looked at "who's online" and saw him viewing an error message.

It must be him.
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NAHTMMM · Apr 16, 2004

Covenanter said:

Soma Part II said:

Stewey said:

gul said:

^^^
Shows that Polarslam has much to learn, IMHO!
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What's there to learn, that SOMA has no life, or that he does have a life which is too pathetic to mention?
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Yes, I agree, I'm a total loser. I spend every waking hour envisioning ways in which I can convince the world to cancel a TV show before it's too late, before zombies start pouring into the streets, before flying saucers begin bombarding us with lasers, before the very gates of Hell open wide and swallow us whole! OMG!
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You probably watch Enterprise and vote for Democrats, too.
__________________
"Welcome to the Red Room. Prepare to be clubbed like a baby seal on every topic."--- Marso.
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Stewey said:

I bet he's John Kerry in disguise.
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AMERICANS DESERVE A BETTER LEADERSHIP, VOTE DEMOCRAT!
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Zenow · Apr 17, 2004

Bock said:

Did the German people ask for us to liberate them from the Nazis? Did the Japanese?
I daresay in far less time than it took for these two countries to be rebuilt and full of happy, productive, free people, the Iraqis will be celebrating George W Bush day the way we do the 4th of July.
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Dunno if this post is hilarious enough to be posted here. I just thought it would be nice to confront him with this in a couple of years. Anyway, otherwise just delete it

Borgs · Apr 18, 2004

marathon said:

Do you think the voices in my head talk to the voices in your head? :argue:
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Starburn · Apr 19, 2004

Tasvir81 said:

After all the trolling, I am the lowest of them all
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Ramen · Apr 21, 2004

marathon said:

Cassandra said:

marathon said:

Cassandra said:

new American-installed democracy in Iraq
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This time I made the first paragraph. But this made me stop reading yet again.
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Ignoring that which you don't like sure makes things easier, no?
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What democracy? I only see a daily bloodbath and an occupation.
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Be that as it may...if I stopped reading your posts the moment I encountered hyperbole I don't think I'd have ever heard of you
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Borgs · Apr 23, 2004

polarslam said:

The genocide of the Irish is something that only be revenged by the atomic destruction of greater London and than a unifed Irish independent state!
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Aurora · Apr 23, 2004

Baron Von Walz about Soma:

I think he wins the dual contest.
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Somebody won the contest by instinct alone

Borgs · Apr 27, 2004

Techman said:

Think so?

I have the balls to shoot dead any recreational drugs users. Do you?
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Crosis said:

Do you now?
I smoke marijuana, Techy. Hell, I even scaled a barbed wire fence at the Ford dealership on 38th street to get some out of my car on a snowy day.
And I live on campus at Butler University, right next door to you. So come get me.
I dare ya.
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Techman said:

I live on the Eastside, which is plenty far enough away from you, I assure you.

Seriously, if it ever came to physical violence, you would lose. Stay on the westside.
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Bailey said:

Why the hell is Techman speaking like a gangmember?
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Borgs · Apr 28, 2004

Jeriko said:

We've been through this before, Packard. Try to follow the bouncing ball.

1. Saddam produces WMDs.

2. US threatens to attack unless UN inspections continue.

3. In the 6 or 7 months of proceeding UN weenieness, Saddam ships WMDs out of the county, so inspectors won't find them.

4. Inspectors arrive. WMDs are nowhere to be found!

5. US amasses attack force.

6. UN still finds nothing. US says, "Fuck this, get out so we can end this charade."

7. UN runs. Saddam says "Oh shit, I gave everything to the Syrians for safe keeping so the UN wouldn't find them! And now I've got American warplanes ready to bomb the shit out of anything that crosses back from the Syrian border! I'm fucked!"

8. Saddam gets fucked. But hey - as long as the WMDs don't show up, people like Packard will say the US lied and be sympathetic to his plight. Well - the world hands you lemons, why the hell not make some lemonade?

9. 6 months pass. Packard's all "Liar liar liar! Bush smells! WMD's are a race!"

10. The WMD race shows up in Jordan. Saddam splatters shit all over his cell. Packard's forced to fall back to a backup argument. Bock rams his cock down Dendroica's throat. Jeriko mourns the foiling of an attack that would have left 80,000 Muslims dead.

11. Bush wins reelection. Cass and Packard follow through on suicide pact. Dendroica joins the Queer Eye cast. In the agony of defeat, Kerry screams, "Maaaaake. Iiiiiiit. Stooooop."

-J
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Jeriko · Apr 28, 2004

DisplacedParanormal said:

GOD LOVES YOU

(Isaiah 38:17 NKJV) Indeed it was for my own peace That I had great bitterness; But You have lovingly delivered my soul from the pit of corruption, For You have cast all my sins behind Your back.

(Jeremiah 31:3 NKJV) The LORD has appeared of old to me, saying: "Yes, I have loved you with an everlasting love; Therefore with lovingkindness I have drawn you.

(Luke 6:35-36 NKJV) "But love your enemies, do good, and lend, hoping for nothing in return; and your reward will be great, and you will be sons of the Most High. For He is kind to the unthankful and evil. {36} "Therefore be merciful, just as your Father also is merciful.

(John 3:16-17 NKJV) "For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life. {17} "For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved.

(John 15:13-14 NKJV) "Greater love has no one than this, than to lay down one's life for his friends. {14} "You are My friends if you do whatever I command you.

(Romans 5:8 NKJV) But God demonstrates His own love toward us, in that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us.

(Romans 8:34-35 NKJV) Who is he who condemns? It is Christ who died, and furthermore is also risen, who is even at the right hand of God, who also makes intercession for us. {35} Who shall separate us from the love of Christ? Shall tribulation, or distress, or persecution, or famine, or nakedness, or peril, or sword?

(Romans 8:38-39 NKJV) For I am persuaded that neither death nor life, nor angels nor principalities nor powers, nor things present nor things to come, {39} nor height nor depth, nor any other created thing, shall be able to separate us from the love of God which is in Christ Jesus our Lord.

(1 Corinthians 13:4-8 NKJV) Love suffers long and is kind; love does not envy; love does not parade itself, is not puffed up; {5} does not behave rudely, does not seek its own, is not provoked, thinks no evil; {6} does not rejoice in iniquity, but rejoices in the truth; {7} bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. {8} Love never fails. But whether there are prophecies, they will fail; whether there are tongues, they will cease; whether there is knowledge, it will vanish away.

(1 Corinthians 13:13 NKJV) And now abide faith, hope, love, these three; but the greatest of these is love.

(Ephesians 2:4-5 NKJV) But God, who is rich in mercy, because of His great love with which He loved us, {5} even when we were dead in trespasses, made us alive together with Christ (by grace you have been saved),

(Ephesians 3:17-20 NKJV) that Christ may dwell in your hearts through faith; that you, being rooted and grounded in love, {18} may be able to comprehend with all the saints what is the width and length and depth and height; {19} to know the love of Christ which passes knowledge; that you may be filled with all the fullness of God. {20} Now to Him who is able to do exceedingly abundantly above all that we ask or think, according to the power that works in us,

(2 Timothy 1:7 NKJV) For God has not given us a spirit of fear, but of power and of love and of a sound mind.

(1 John 3:1 NKJV) Behold what manner of love the Father has bestowed on us, that we should be called children of God! Therefore the world does not know us, because it did not know Him.

(1 John 4:7-10 NKJV) Beloved, let us love one another, for love is of God; and everyone who loves is born of God and knows God. {8} He who does not love does not know God, for God is love. {9} In this the love of God was manifested toward us, that God has sent His only begotten Son into the world, that we might live through Him. {10} In this is love, not that we loved God, but that He loved us and sent His Son to be the propitiation for our sins.

(1 John 4:15-19 NKJV) Whoever confesses that Jesus is the Son of God, God abides in him, and he in God. {16} And we have known and believed the love that God has for us. God is love, and he who abides in love abides in God, and God in him. {17} Love has been perfected among us in this: that we may have boldness in the day of judgment; because as He is, so are we in this world. {18} There is no fear in love; but perfect love casts out fear, because fear involves torment. But he who fears has not been made perfect in love. {19} We love Him because He first loved us.

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You see, accepting God's grace means your salvation. Your salvation means inner peace and beauty that you simply cannot know without having been saved. You have such a valiant soul, but it means nothing without accepting God into your heart.

Your very soul depends on this. I'd hate to see such a valiant soul as yours be encrusted with the blackness that is Satan. Let God in. Let love in.
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polarslam said:

Blockader, will you ever create a thread without the retard factor being off the scale?
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-J

Borgs · Apr 30, 2004

Jeriko on Iraqi prisoners said:

The operative phrase ought to be "kill them into total submission."

-J
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Borgs · May 1, 2004

Diacanu said:

Ah, I feel better being reminded that I'll always be smarter and saner than JohnM.
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