Your shit's busted and your code's all retarded

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Kyle, Feb 24, 2013.

  1. Kyle

    Kyle You will regret this!

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    Apparently my email address is still the one vBulletin shits its error messages to, because my inbox is flooded with errors whining that the database is tired of all the porn you're posting to it or whatever the fuck you're doing.

    So, what did I miss?
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  2. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Why the fuck haven't you fixed it?
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  3. Chuck

    Chuck Go Giants!

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    welcome back
  4. Asyncritus

    Asyncritus Expert on everything

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    Lot's of :yesno: and :thelurker:, as well as a fair amount of :politics:

    All punctuated by plenty of profanity and insults, since that makes it seem so much more intellectual, of course.

  5. Kyle

    Kyle You will regret this!

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    Well, something's changed; back in my day, your reply would have been a dissertation. ;)
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  6. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Oh, good. I thought you had drank a tub of bleach from all those VOY reviews. :techman:

    Seriously, welcome back.
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  7. Kyle

    Kyle You will regret this!

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    I actually have notes on episodes through all of Season 6, I think. I got stuck on Tinker Tenor Doctor Spy because I wanted to do a musical number for it, but I never got around to it.

    Side note: season 6 is terrible.

    By the way, I'm glad the '08 thread icon is still around. Highly relevant!
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  8. Will Power

    Will Power If you only knew the irony of my name.

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  9. Asyncritus

    Asyncritus Expert on everything

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    You want to see dissertations? Look at the thread on "Free will, determinism and compatibilism." Packard and I scared almost everyone right out of the thread! :D

  10. Kyle

    Kyle You will regret this!

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    Uhg, seriously. I just deleted like 150 emails. Enough with the album fappery!
  11. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Perhaps you could take a look at the database error you get when you look at user profiles?
  12. John Castle

    John Castle Banned Writer

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    And his mom is still a big fat bitch.
  13. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman Deceased Member

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    I didn't even know you went missing. But that's because I get you and Nick mixed up. You're like, the same poster man!
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  14. Kyle

    Kyle You will regret this!

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    Same deal, it's bombing out trying to hit the PICTURE table. I think you can rebuild it with some command line nonsense, but you might also want to check disk utilization as well.
  15. John Castle

    John Castle Banned Writer

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    [yt=You probably kinda figured this was coming.]b2Ok2c9-zm8[/yt]
  16. Order2Chaos

    Order2Chaos Ultimate... Immortal Administrator

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    Huh. I should probably fix that...
  17. Order2Chaos

    Order2Chaos Ultimate... Immortal Administrator

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    Okay, should be fixed now.
  18. K.

    K. Sober

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    Hey, anyone determined to leave was free to do so.
  19. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Good to see you take up the slack on the P-Town representation. Volp and I were getting tired of two-manning it :bailey:
  20. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Hey, thanks for doing that. But I have to wonder, there has been at least one Helpdesk thread on this issue going for a couple of weeks. Why didn't anybody respond to that thread? And in fact, it was started by a staff member, so I'm really surprised that it was evidently a fairly easy solution, yet for whatever reason it wasn't implemented until Kyle showed up to bitch about the e-mails in his inbox.
  21. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Yeah, I did kinda mention it a while ago. But O2C works here for free, in his spare time, so I don't kvetch at him too much unless it's something board-critical.
  22. Order2Chaos

    Order2Chaos Ultimate... Immortal Administrator

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    Prior to last night, my previous post was 2 weeks ago. It's a complete coincidence that Kyle showed up at the same time.
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  23. Zombie

    Zombie dead and loving it

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    It was a trap in order to bring back Kyle.
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  24. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Outrageous!! :mob:
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  25. Asyncritus

    Asyncritus Expert on everything

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    ISWYDT. :chris:

    Not that you had any real choice about doing it, of course...

  26. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    It's Ballsack's fault.
  27. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey cynicism isn't wisdom, it's surrender.

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    Don't let him get behind you!!!!