Precious Cargo Because he wasn’t enough of a stereotype already, Trip plays the harmonica. Did we know that already? I don’t fucking know. Anyway, he...
Vanishing Point OK, I earned that three star review for Singularity, because Vanishing Point is some fucking bullshit. Break out your fucking snow...
Singularity We open with an ominous log from T'Pol that suggests that everyone is fucked. Or, uh, is more fucked than usual anyway. Winding the...
The Iotians were in the infancy of their industrial age when the Horizon left behind Chicago Mobs of the Twenties, and were at machine guns and...
The Communicator The funny thing about science fiction is that reality can sometimes outpace it. For example, Find My iPhone can track my phone to...
I’d guess you probably just gave it more thought than they ever did! I suspect The Orville earned him credit amongst the subset of the fan base...
The Seventh T'Pol receives a late-night FaceTime call from a Vulcan lady who sits way too close to the camera, inadvertently confirming that old...
Marauders Stop me if you've heard this one before. Bargain-basement versions of The Guy From TNG's Conspiracy Who Gets Chest-Bursted, Michael...
The Briar Patch, huh? Well, maybe we’ll let you have some Insurrection too. As a treat.
A Night In Sickbay These goddamn motherfucking assholes. Fuck this and fuck them. It takes a lot to trump episodes like Spock’s Brain, Shades of...
Dead Stop After the events of Minefield, Enterprise is still fucked. In an inspection pod that they’ve been keeping…somewhere…Archer and Trip...
I mean, it’s certainly not as bad for Toad-In-The-Hole to be a blatant stereotype as it was for Chuckles, but it is absolutely bizarre that B&B had...
Minefield Archer calls Prince Charles to the Captain’s dining room (again, this seems like an unnecessary indulgence) for a friendly breakfast, and...
Carbon Creek T’Pol has been marooned on Enterprise for a year, and to celebrate that and her breaking the previous 10-day record for a Vulcan...
Shockwave, Part II TNG’s The Best of Both Worlds was borne of a dilemma facing the show runners. Patrick Stewart’s contract renewal was up in the...
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