Any Suggestions For My New Username For Other Forums?

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  1. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    No. Just harmless people like @Dinner. :yes:

    Seriously though, what is to be gained at rejoining a board that you got booted from? What reason did they officially give for booting you? I had a look at the site and saw nothing particularly controversial or inflammatory compared to what you post here.
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  2. Dayton Kitchens

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    That is what I thought.

    Like I said, the four boards I'm thinking of each address certain subjects that I'm interested in at least observing and following being discussed.
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    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    In 14 years of posting online, I've ever gotten booted off one place where I actually wasn't trying get canned. But looking back, me and that place and their thin skinned politics went together like oil and water. I certainly don't want fuck shit to do with those assholes who were SJWs before it was cool. :shrug:
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  4. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Yes, but that doesn't tell us their reasons for you being banned. What were they?
  5. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    One of them said I was not being sympathetic to gay people who committed suicide. I basically said who cares.

    The last one said something similar (not sympathetic to the plight of transgendered people or something like that) and that it was possibly insulting to other members.
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  6. Nutshell

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    How about Clark Kent?
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    Hi. Welcome to you as well.
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    Soma OMG WTF LOL STFU ROTFL!!!

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    You are the apple of NotJesus' eye. :)
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  9. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Don't you think that is a valid reason? What is there are other members there who are LBGT, have LBGT family members or LBGT friends? Let's consider the site's rules. I've highlighted the bits likely to apply to you...

    If you're that desperate, why don't you "appeal the punishment"? That said, looking at the parts I have highlighted, it's pretty clear you aren't the sort of person they want there and they will likely ban any dual account once you start to act like an asshole again, even if you otherwise go undetected.
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  10. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    As a new member, what do you think of the idea of him being a banned user trying to get back into an old forum?

    We had a guy that used to go by my username that did it all the time and then would get found out and banned. It's only a matter of time before he does it again. The idiot was so obvious each time as well. Hell, he's even stupid enough to register more than one account every time he tries to squirrel back in. Just look at the amount of times he's tried to get in. Sounds a bit sad wouldn't you say? Best that Dayton not bother with that sort of thing.
  11. matthunter

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    D, this ain't worth it. All you're doing with this thread is opening yourself up to more ridicule, and TBPH you ain't got the nouse to successfully pretend to be a different user on other boards. You may say you're just gonna lurk, but we'all know you can't resist giving folk your opinions, even if they're ill-informed bullshit.

    While back, I got kicked from the premier website for my absolute favourite TV show/franchise. They were too humorless to analyse a joke, but I've abided by the ban and not tried to weasel my way back in as a dual. Coz to do that I'd have to pretend to be someone I ain't, and fuck that shit. I'll go where I'm welcome.

    And much as you're an ass, you're an ass that's still welcome here.










    Now lube up, Tasvir's getting anxious.
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  12. Ten Lubak

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    I'm shocked to hear that you were kicked off another 4 boards @Dayton3 - shocked.

    It seems you're about as good holding on to a board membership as you are holding onto a job.

    Maybe "I Am A Complete Fuckup" should be your name.
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  13. Rimjob Bob

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  14. Tuckerfan

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    And this is why you fail. Your politics are perfectly in line with those of the Freepers, just as Rock Hudson could be gay without acting like Liberace, you can be a bigot without wearing a Klan hood (as many at Stormfront don't), 4Chan lets you rail against "political correctness", and Icke's forums are down for anything that you can possibly think of, provided you don't object to lizard aliens.
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  15. mburtonk

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    Dayton, you should test out your dual here to see if we know it's you.
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  16. tafkats

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    "Don't use any name that gets suggested in this thread" is my serious suggestion.

    Say somebody comes up with a clever and unique idea that you like, so you adopt it. What's the first thing the administrators on that site are going to do if they ever suspect your new username of being a dual? Google it and find this thread.
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  17. Quincunx

    Quincunx anti-anti Staff Member Administrator

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    Dayton, for the love of god don't post anything of a personal nature at 4chan. There are people there who will try to ruin your life just for fun. The mods won't protect you. :facepalm:
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  18. Tuckerfan

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    Do you think that any of us try to protect him here?

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  19. Quincunx

    Quincunx anti-anti Staff Member Administrator

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    To a degree, in line with the board rules about personal info and RL shenanigans. Rules which are notably absent elsewhere on the web.
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  20. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    They were all serious suggestions. I have some more.

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  21. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    This.

    TK is a Brony community compared to 4Chan, where everyone posts anonymously. Dayton would have a page on Encyclopedia Dramatica within the week for his stupidity.
  22. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    After reading that post, I have some more.

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  23. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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  24. mburtonk

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    I actually like "Detached."
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  25. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Hobo Anal!

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  26. Tuckerfan

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    Ballsacks. Anyone doing a Google flail on "Dayton Kitchens" is going to wind up here. This is an "Incognito" search on Dayton Kitchens on the Googles:
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    Notice that Wordforge is one of the top results. Anybody who does a search on him is going to find out very fucking quickly that he's a far more loathsome cunt than they ever thought possible.
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  27. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Wow that thread title is stuck there...
  28. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    And if you do a Google search on Dayton L Kitchens, the result is pretty much the same.

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  29. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    And....... the CEO link made me curious. All I can say is.....

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  30. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    I can't use ones you are already identified with
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