2008 College Football Thread

It begins...

It's the thread we've all been waiting for! But first, a few words...

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And now, from Lubbock to Auburn, from Columbia to Tempe, from Stillwater to Southern California, from the jail cells in Athens to the gangsta rap studios of Norman, Oklahoma, and from wherever the hell Francione is spending his millions, the only thing bigger than Les Miles' hat, the only thing Nick Saban fears more than Louisiana Monroe, the thread that will never overlook Appalachian State, the only thing that gets more preseason hype than OU and Texas combined, it's the...

2008 College Football Thread

*Don't forget to pour a little out to our fallen homie Techman.

Behold! The Season is upon us! Let all who stand before it tremble with anticipation and dreams of sweet football glory.

So, who's going to beat Oklahoma in its bowl game this year?

How 'bout them Dawgs?!?!?

GOD I WISH I HAD REP!

In case you were wondering what a real football stadium looks like:




Okay, so at the moment we're only Tenth largest (still beat all ya'lls little HS stadiums). We'll have the endzones capped in 5 years, and then in 10 have diverted an underground river and dropped the field an entire level (yeah, that's how fucking badass we are) and have the largest stadium in the nation.

Almost?!?!?!












And I thought you were an Auburn fan....

Mizzou Tigers #1?

Oh yeah!

O rly?

Maybe, but they failed in two attempts last year.

And those yell leaders wear such tight outfits!

It's that time of the year. Time to drag out this old gem.

Yeah but so do the 23,000 coeds

It is pretty sad but he's just trying to be strong and not actually cry...

92,746 of my closest friends agree!!!

I think you guys are trying to compensate for something...

Georgia - this year's ESPN-annointed SEC pretender to the throne.

A show of hands as to who really thinks the Bulldogs will be playing on Jan. 8, 2009?

What was last year's ESPN-annointed joke team? Florida Atlantic or something like that?

It isn't OU every year since 2001?

I'm nervous... I don't like being preseason ranked... especially at 14, too much can go wrong.

You're ranked 14th?


The alternating home streak ends this year, November 8th spells your doom.

Now that was funny... what's the bet this year?

ESPN hates OU. Especially after Stoops exposed their SEC bias. Lee Corso needs an extra Depends every Saturday morning when he pees himself in glee predicting the Sooners' downfall.

I really wouldn't want to be a Red Raider on 11/22.

Would you ever want to be?

Tsh.

They didn't demolish it after last year?

The official fight song for Michigan is now the banjo soundtrack from Deliverance.

The Big Televen is just a hockey conference anyway.

We'll see.

He probably pees himself with glee every time the Sooners prove him right . . . which is often. OU has been handed a lot of things they didn't deserve including a ridiculous shot at the National Title after losing the conference championship. OU has also been caught cheating and given nothing more than a slap on the wrist. Your persecution complex is ridiculous.

Also, Michigan's stadium is totally unimpressive. I know it holds a lot of people but it is boring and weak compared to other large "bowl" stadiums. For an example of a truly intimidating "bowl", see Tennessee.