And another reason to get rid of the TSA ....

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  1. LizK

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    Glad the cat made it through okay.

    But what if the terrorists could exploit this security flaw?

    What if cats were trained in madrassas to embrace Islam and then convinced to become suicide bombers?

    Each cat gets 72 virgin pussies in the afterlife!

    They should create a new government agency called the FTSA to handle these situations.

    Feline Transportation Security Administration.
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    Link didn't work. :(
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  6. LizK

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    Most of the toms in my neighborhood get 72 each night. No sacrifice needed. :P
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    And I did the cut and paste. :Pout:
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    The re-posted link should work.
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Cats do that a lot. Ours are always jumping in and out when we pack. And you know cats - if they know you're looking for them, they clam up.
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    Ever tried to interrogate a cat? Those are some tight-lipped bastards, they is. Won't say a thing. :brood:
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    Cats are sociopaths.
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    They're taking over, baba. The Catstapo is coming for you.
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    MY cat insists I watch it eat. Not that big an accomplishment IMO but it seems very pround of this ability.
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    That's pretty unusual, even for a cat. Most cats I've ever seen get all nervous if you stand there and watch while they eat.

    Cat: nom nom nom
    Me: :)
    Cat: :unsure:
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    Cat: :wtf:
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    As if we needed another reason to get rid of the TSA.
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    No, my one cat even looks over it's shoulder to make sure I'm still watching it. It could be trying to get me to top off it's bowl. All three cats won't eat when the dish is almost empty (dry cat food for them) they want fresh food right out of the bag. They will eventually grow impatient and eat regardless, but we generally keep the dishes topped off.