Elon Musk offers to buy Twitter for $54.20 per share.

Happiness is Elon Musk's face on the back of a milk carton!

So, father of the year right here:


From the article:

Because we needed more evidence this guy is a giant piece of shit.

https://x.com/RickyDoggin/status/1889799690608320827?s=19

Collins is a particularly odious individual.

“I find it ironic that Marjorie Taylor Greene is in charge of running this committee. in the last congress, she literally showed a dick pic in an oversight hearing so I thought I would bring one as well. now this, of course, we know is President Elon Musk.”

https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0313293

But owning libs tho!

Yes, invigorating, isn't it?!?

MAGA Influencer, 26: Elon Musk Has Fathered 13th Kid With Me

This one has been a speedrun.

Okay, so that post got me wondering how tall Elmo is. He claims 6' 2", but that doesn't seem right to me (mainly because he's the kind of dipshit who'd lie about how tall he is). So, I did some googling. Here's, Musk, Peterson, and Rogan.



Peterson claims to be 6' 1", which seems unlikely since Musk is clearly taller than him. Rogan says he's 5' 8". Here's a pic of Rogan standing next to a fighter who's 5' 6"



Maybe it's the way that he's leaning, but it looks like Rogan's shorter than that guy, which would make him about 5' 4" or so.

Jay Leno's 5' 10" and has tended to really slouch in recent years. Here's him next to Musk.



I've seen other shots where they look closer in height, like maybe Elon having half an inch on Leno. So that gal, is probably tiny. I'm 5' 11" and one of my exes was ~5' 2", and the top of her head just barely touched the bottom of my jaw. I bring this up because, well, you remember "The Colonel" from "Boogie Nights" and what it turned out that he was into? Wouldn't surprise me if Elmo was into the same thing.

Oh, and she's in heels, my ex almost always wore flats, so she's probably under 5'.

Free speech absolutism continues apace

Wonder where FF is on Musk now? Seems other Rogan fans aren't keen...

https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2025/02/19/joe-rogan-elon-musk-fans-00204380

The religious right aren't too happy with Musk either, though whether they realise the hypocrisy involved in their support for Trump, who likewise is not a "family man" or that interested in the chaos he causes as long as he comes out profiting from it? Doubtful.

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/02/18/family-values-right-elon-musk-00204801

https://bsky.app/profile/derekdotspace.bsky.social/post/3limoqmy7bc2y

https://bsky.app/profile/newseye.bsky.social/post/3lin5gm7vv223

https://www.theverge.com/elon-musk/617090/elon-musk-cpac-2025-transcript

https://bsky.app/profile/usili.bsky.social/post/3lipfauag5k26

If we're lucky, a space toilet will fall on Elon Musk.

https://www.usermag.co/p/scoop-ashley-st-clair-sues-elon-musk

https://bsky.app/profile/kitposting.bsky.social/post/3liuc3hqi3s2d

Direct proof that Musk has been trying to force his AI to talk positively about him and Trump.



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