True (have a baby, you'll be doing laundry most everyday). The next poster will have not washed their hair today.
Not yet, but I'm about to jump under the shower. The next poster hates Valentine's Day and everything it stands for?
Nope - just don't have a reason to celebrate. Even had plans but then got a dizzy spell and had to cancel. (damn!) Next poster got candy and flowers on Friday?
Not yet - will probably do that on Monday. Still have leftovers in the fridge. Next poster will watch basketball today and tomorrow. Either at home or at a sports bar
false - i would be if i didnt have a coat and gloves on tho! the next poster can see a bird or cat at/out their window
Got up latish today at half past eight, but will be getting up early tomorrow. Next psoter has never run for public office?
False -- damn thing stopped working. Which is too bad, because I still have a bunch of stuff on VHS. The next poster is sitting on their couch.
For my standards, yes (greased hinges throughout the house and replaced one). The next poster has recently presented a poster at a poster session.
Yeah, getting there. Was correcting term papers all day... oh boy. Most were very good this year, but the stupid ones are outrageously stupid. Next poster hasn't started a Red Room thread in more than a week?
True (I think). Got one I've been thinking about, but not quite sure how I want to frame it. The next poster hasn't been laid in a month.
Yes. Even though they are banned we still have quite the collection left. The next poster didn't bother to vote on their local school board member.
False. Not only did I vote, I grumbled loudly. The next poster has downed a bottle of soda or juice in the grocery store without paying for it.