Good news for Volpony

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Chardman, Jan 18, 2015.

  1. Chardman

    Chardman An image macro is worth 1000 words. Deceased Member

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    Some joker sent me this link on Facebook. Figured it would be of interest to our resident pony-pornographer with the Nazi-Pony sex fetish.

    China begins mass-producing Inflatable Sexy Pony dolls
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    Anal beads sold separately.
    Chardman, Jan 18, 2015
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  2. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Good news for john.
    The Original Faceman, Jan 18, 2015
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  3. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    Serious question, are those cheap sex dolls ever used for sex, or are they only gag gifts? The ones I've seen had holes that did not look like they were made for pleasure.
    Ancalagon, Jan 18, 2015
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  4. Chardman

    Chardman An image macro is worth 1000 words. Deceased Member

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    Check with Castle. He'd likely know. And I'm pretty sure that The Looney Squirrel's "smokin' hot Latina wife" is inflatable as well.
    Chardman, Jan 18, 2015
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  5. Stallion

    Stallion Team Euro!

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    Looks like that doll has some serious thunder thighs! :tasvir:
    Stallion, Jan 18, 2015
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  6. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Well of course the Asian ones only have holes a couple of inches deep. Just sayin'
    oldfella1962, Jan 18, 2015
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  7. NeonMosfet

    NeonMosfet Probably a Dual

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    Kim Khardashian when she full of hot air.
    NeonMosfet, Jan 18, 2015
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  8. Chuck

    Chuck Go Giants!

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    JohnM agrees!
    Chuck, Jan 18, 2015
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  9. Rimjob Bob

    Rimjob Bob Classy Fellow

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    I kinda wanna have sex with that thing, just for the novelty of it!
    Rimjob Bob, Jan 18, 2015
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  10. Rincewiend

    Rincewiend 21st Century Digital Boy

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    Well, maybe Volpone can get one of these:

    Butt
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    Pussy
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    Yes they are real, google Bad Dragon, they sell animal inspired sex-toys...
    The stuff that you can come across on the internet...
    Hey, Fleshlight has Zombie and Alien masturbation sleeves...
    Rincewiend, Jan 19, 2015
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  11. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    I don't think Volpone has any interest in the products offered in the second picture.
    gul, Jan 19, 2015
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  12. RickDeckard

    RickDeckard Socialist

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    Nor the first. Volpone's a catcher, not a kicker...
    RickDeckard, Jan 19, 2015
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