It's the Majorie Taylor Greene thread!

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    marj is probably at least two weight classes above bobblehead.
    but that angry sugar baby and 14 years... I dunno. I think she'd have a shot in the first two rounds before burning out or getting planted.
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    Would sporkfoot's foot be an advantage or a disadvantage? Maybe she could disembowel Bobo bert with that fucking thing like a raptor if she jumped from the top of the cage? Maybe she could climb the cage better with that thing? Perhaps it is just a deformed limb and it slows her down or lowers her ability to balance herself.
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    Is it wrong that I want this to be one of those bare-knuckle brawls without shoes so can do her patented Sporkfoot manoeuver and put her toes in Bobo's eyes? Because if it is, I kinda don't wanna be right.
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    She could borrow Dayton's foot to even the odds.
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    I'm sure you're all remembering the scene in This is Spinal Tap, "How much more louder? Well, it's one more louder, isn't it?"

    Greene says it’s ‘unfortunate’ Boebert ‘leaked’ House floor spat to press

    Well, ya, I was kinda bitch admitting to it, but she made me because she's the ungrateful little bitch who ran crying to the press!

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    If I lived in their districts and we somehow couldn't get them out in the next election, I would seriously consider swallowing a gun.
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    https://www.thedailybeast.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-thinks-her-tv-is-spying-on-her
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    Someone is getting strung out on the goofballs. someone needs to drug test her. I think she has been IVing the kool aid.
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    That would be a shitty hacker, wouldn't it?

    Hacker- (Typing in the password field) AccessMTJ'sTV! ComenaccessherTVyoucandoitIbelievinyou!!
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    So basically, somebody in the next apartment over tried to connect their laptop to their smart TV and clicked the wrong option when the list of nearby devices came up.
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    I don't know why she's worried. It's not like there's a random penguin just sitting on her telly :shrug:
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    Hunter Biden getting some free advertising on how much of a fuckin OG player he is!
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    FF they are inside your house!
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