No, no no... right caption, wrong picture. The picture should be of a woman holding up her hands with about 50 scratches on them in front of her face, similarly badly scratched.
^ Please tell me you don't have ome of those homosexual little handbag dogs? So much for machismo. There was a time when a man would own a real dog.
Some of us don't need a huge, vicious dog to feel manly. You can always tell who is overcompensating.
Even if she owned one, I doubt Paris Hilton would drive herself around in one. And definitely not one as classy as mine, what with the rust holes you can see completely through, the missing interior carpet and back seat, and the muffler that fell the fuck off in the street yesterday.