Living Embodiment of Evil Marries (again)

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  1. Ebeneezer Goode

    Ebeneezer Goode Gobshite

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    Viagra shares have rocketed!

    You know, I can understand women falling for the bad boys, but someone whose colostomy bag contents are probably regarded as radioactive waste?

    Can't even be for the money, she's not exactly short of cash.

    Maybe it's some elaborate revenge against Mick Jagger? Will the might of News International bear it's malevolence towards the hippy lippy one? Will Jerry Hall be on the phone to him, cackling "fake marriage Mick? From hells heart I spit at thee!"

    Or, could it be love? Could it? And if so, could the universe-shattering event of Rupes dead soul being resurrected into some tragic mockery of life have been the source of the gravitational waves detected recently?
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  2. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    It appears the Chinese wife didn't last long.
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    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Well, I say this much for it -- given the way Hall has aged, we can't exactly criticize Murdoch for taking a trophy wife.
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  4. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    She was just a takeaway.
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    And every time he fucked her he was horny again 1/2 hour later. You know actually that would be pretty cool!
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    I thought this thread was going to be about my ex-girlfriend's recent wedding.
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    For those who think it is not for the money you are wrong. When you are a goldigger there is no cruising on out. Think of it from the perspective of that sort of person. He is an amazing catch. of all the whores she is the whoriest, or at least in the top ten.