Michelle out to starve the parents of children starving due to her school lunches

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  1. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Or people need to edit their dictionary to include words like fuck. Duck's sake man, it isn't rocket science!
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    I honestly don't know how to edit the dictionary.
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    I didn't do any of these things - I must be living on borrowed time and gub'mint cheese. :(
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    Autocorrect is for purses. :bergman:
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  5. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    So, no one under 70 should be allowed to eat?

    The Waltons are very wealthy... what have they "contributed"?

    I'll give you another go (because hey, i'm a screaming lefty who believes in such things).
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    However, Uber left one Texas city, possibly 2, because they wouldn't follow city ordinance for vetting their drivers. Can't remember exactly what, sorry; happened when Mom was in hospital and recovering.
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    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    Uber... now with 50% fewer sex offenders!
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    We had a few military members here at Fort Gordon driving ubers for extra money. They aren't allowed to do it anymore after a couple of them.got robbed/attacked.
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    Michelle's calorie limit isn't 2000, it's between 750 and less than 850. For breakfast it's 450 to 600 calories. So the school provides 1,200 to 1,450 calories, not 2000. Of course the children throw most of that in the trash because it's awful.

    As a result, school children have of course become more obese, as reported by the CDC, because the body's response to starvation is to pack on more fat when at all possible.
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    They left Austin.

    They briefly left here, but unlike the dumbasses in the state capital, our city leaders had the sense to bring them back.

    Our DWI arrests are down a lot year-to-year and that's no coincidence.
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    I guaran-fucking-tee you that a kid who throws food away is not starving, in schools where the kid know he'll have a decent dinner and five snacks before bedtime.

    So, middle class kids.

    Disappearing middle class aside, they aren't the ones the FL is targeting.
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    Oh, the middle-class kids throw the food away. It's the poor kids who have to eat it or starve. When my neighbor was in junior high I asked him how he was coping and he said "Oh, I bring tons of snacks!" Hoping to illicit some human compassion from the little monster, I said "But what about the the poor kids who can't afford to bring snacks?" He said "Fuck 'em! They're poor!" That made me so proud of him. :)
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    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    wow.. the comfortable middle classness is blinding
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    You think Gtardo is middle class? He can't possibly work when he posts on this board for 22 hours a a day and he's on track to outpace Diacanu for most posts by the end of the years :/
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    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    He actually won't catch Dicky before St Patricks day, 2023. Hopefully gturner will long be dead by then.
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  16. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    His parents are...
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    Interesting, I thought I just saw something about how most drunk drivers still drive to the bar, and rather than take Uber and come back tomorrow, they just drove drunk, so Uber wasn't cutting in as much as expected.

    Hope you're right though.
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    Found it. Haven't looked into criticism of methods yet. http://fortune.com/2016/07/28/uber-drunk-driving-study/