Now that Dayton's gone, we need someone else to take his place as the person who takes all of our collective shit whether they deserve it or not. Who should it be? This is a scientific, legally-binding poll.
That's a good idea. Unfortunately the poll only had four slots and they were all occupied by the time I got to him. He hurt me in the worst place possible: my ego.
No write-in candidates! But, of course it's going to be @Dinner, because you're all blind to @We Are Borg's evil.
I could start necroing all of my old posts, and making posts about how I would invade the rest of the universe from moonbase gingrich if I was president if that would help?
The Candlelight Vigil, his Diary thread and his Carson Tower threads are still around. There's still a little bit of life left in that dead horse. He'll still be the Wordforge whipping boy for at least another 90 days.
Wait a minute! You're not a Kommander Trophies, L.L.C Authorized Distributor! That's not an asbestos-and-chicken-grease knock-off, so I'm not going to give you the We Are Borg treatment, but please fill out the application, submit it to the home office, and wait for approval before handing out any more trophies.
@Kommander , I filled out the proper paperwork, I’m just waiting on your approval, sir. Can I start distributing trophies now?
Yeah, fine. You've been issued a Probationary Distribution License. As long as you don't do anything dumb with the trophies, like give one to @We Are Borg, you'll probably get the full license after 90 days. Why does everyone keep voting for him when he's not in the poll? I think @We Are Borg colluded with Russia to rig the results.
Dinner (write-in). Although flaying T's bare skin with a cat o'nine tails does arouse some funny feelings.
