Someone's Life is Now Complete

Josh Hawley Won’t Let Go of His Manhood

If you gotta go, might as well go while pleasuring yourself. I guess.

on a scale of one to what the fuck, how bad is it that my first question was regarding the link between the electricity and ping pong ball?

like, was the ball hooked up to a wall outlet?

Lol. You put more thought into it than I did. Not that something like that wouldn’t be beyond me. But I recently rewatched mindhunter and there’s a scene with BTK killer doing something similar.

tha's what bothers me... I didn't put any thought into it at all, just reacted :O

I should prolly go for therapy...

That's one of my local stations and I remember that well. They got soooooooooo much shit for falling for that.

Sum Ting Wong! SERIOUSLY?!?

if it helps, it's been going around ATC circles since at least the early 80s (when I was old enough to remember my dad and his buddys yuckin' it up).

heh-back when memes were memeographed

If I'm reading the various sources on this right, they never found out who started the whole chain of events rolling ... the station got it off of a "press release" and called the NTSB, where an intern confirmed it, but it sounds like the source of the fake press release was never determined.

Dam that's radioactive

Well, I guess you could argue that Chernobyl wasn't Ukraine, but the Ukrainian SSR ...

Ah freedom!

You look at the name of the segment, you see the reporter’s name, and then you notice the expression on her face that seems to say, “You think you’ve got something funny to say that I haven’t been hearing since before you were born? Try me, motherfucker.”

Welp. That's a Portland station.

Are we sure that's what was happening?

Isn't that nice? Never in my life did expect Fox News to be supportive of interracial romance.

https://x.com/BBCNews/status/1725813424465096913?s=20

SWEET HOME ALABAMA!!!

My all time favorite was from the Jamaica Gleaner. About 20 years ago, I saw standard PR photo of a local doctor who had been named president of the local surgeon's group. The headline was "New Head for Surgeon's Body"

Sorry, couldn’t resist!

Nah, the bama would be more a slavic or austrian form rather than english. There is a much different sort of incest from an english perspective than from more eastern europe. Please do try to get the nuance.

You would have probably wanted to go with that is some yankee doodle dandee. For example.

HTH and HAND.

My mind went to two places. First, I thought of a segment of Hidden Killers of the Edwardian Home and then…