The Most Pathetic Troll in the History of Wordforge

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  1. Captain X

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    Because it affects their rep score and their ability to hand it out themselves.
  2. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    And this matters because?
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  3. Asyncritus

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    Exactly. This is the contradictory message we've been hearing for so long now: "It doesn't matter, but it matters."

    Something doesn't add up...

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  4. MikeH92467

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    There are some unpleasant resemblances to real-life bullying to some who really love neg-repping. Of course, unlike in real-life there's no chance that they will ever there ass kicked when they try to bully the wrong person. I'd like to think I'm wrong about that, but I sure do wonder sometimes.
  5. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise


    OK, I gotta admit, I chuckled at this, despite it's staggering stupidity.










    Besides, the real FAIL here is that he didn't burn a copy of Probe. :bergman:
  6. MikeH92467

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    If it had been Probe, Margaret probably would have been only too happy to help.
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  7. Captain X

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    It only doesn't add up to you, apparently. :jayzus: To begin with, I never said "it doesn't matter" only to claim otherwise later, I said that it doesn't affect the ability of a poster to participate, as in post, and that it's a pathetic excuse to whine about as a reason for leaving (and yes, that cuts both ways).
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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    He couldn't have. He'd seen the title, thought it was an order, and shoved it up his ass.
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  9. Bickendan

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    Math in the Red Room? Muad's gonna neg you to the red :nono:


    Oh, wait. :doh:
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  10. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching." Deceased Member

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    Is this shit still going? :wtf:
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  11. Bickendan

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    Are you new here?
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  12. Tamar Garish

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    Well, his running away in fear kind of refreshed the drama a bit.
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  13. Asyncritus

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    Plus, in true Wordforge tradition, we added a few new elements of drama, with some help and encouragement from Volpone. :banana:

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  14. Donald Trump Raped Kids

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    This thread won't be a truly epic WF thread until someone gets banned for revealing personal information. Probably Packard.
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    Chad's real name is Timmy. And he beats dolphins to death for their meat. Which he uses in tuna fish sandwiches. With mayonnaise.
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    Dammit, now I'm hungry :bergman:
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    The real tragedy: He paid $8.99 for kindling and didn't even cook anything?
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  18. Skrain Dukat

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    Didnt want the smell of Garamet to permeate the meat.

    Whatever they do it however, Star Wars books have the greatest smell to them. They'd go great with a ribeye.
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    Didn't you leave?

    Also, what the hell does "Skrain" mean?
  21. Skrain Dukat

    Skrain Dukat Banned

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    Secured up the facebook and blog and Tamar Fat Twats access to my familiy.
  22. Donald Trump Raped Kids

    Donald Trump Raped Kids And wants to fuck his daughter

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    It's apparently Gul Dukat's first name, probably in some extended universe novel.

    Here is Skrain's most recent failed attempt to burn Garamet's book:

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  23. Dr. Krieg

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    Non-canon first name of Gul Dukat.
  24. The Original Faceman

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    I thought you ran away like a baby.
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  25. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching." Deceased Member

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    Have pity on him, people. He suffers from phantosmia.
  26. Skrain Dukat

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    Had to make sure my public information was not free to the dregs of the internet.
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    No worries, we got it all down before Tamar spilled the beans.
  28. Bickendan

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    Incidentally, your wife...

    Well, let's just say last night was eventful.
  29. The Original Faceman

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    It's not.

    By the way, was your wife always so plump or was that just due to child birth?
  30. Tamar Garish

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