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Tuckerfan · May 16, 2016

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Word around the campfire is Huckabee might be running this time around. He's got my vote.
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That turned out well, didn't it?

Tuckerfan · May 16, 2016

Conservative Christian politician inadvertently outs himself as porn fan.

Mike Webb is running for Congress from Virginia’s 8th District as a conservative Republican, but didn’t get the primary nod earlier this month at the state’s GOP convention. So now, he’s running as an independent.
Actually, scratch that. Now, he may not be running at all.
His website is down, and earlier today, he posted a story intended to trash the Democratic incumbent. It mentions some prank calls he received from a staffing agency in the candidate’s district (as if the calls were the fault of the Congressman). To verify the story, he posted screenshots of the agency’s information as it appeared on a search engine, along with his phone records showing the calls (unintentionally giving away his own home address and phone number). But the most interesting things were the unclosed tabs in his browser.
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Dinner · May 17, 2016

I imagine alcohol was involved with that one.

Tuckerfan · Mar 25, 2017

White supremacists worried about being discriminated against after racist killing.

White supremacists condemn NYC sword attack, fear they will be 'unfairly discriminated against'

A white supremacist and neo-Nazi website condemned the racially-motivated sword slaying of a black man in New York City, with the admitted racists lamenting they will now be "unfairly discriminated against."

Daily Stormer founder Andrew Anglin wrote in a letter posted Thursday that alleged killer James Jackson "does not represent White Supremacy."

Jackson, a white Army veteran, is accused of plunging his 26-inch sword into 66-year-old Timothy Caughman in Midtown on Monday night.

"White Supremacy is a religion of peace, and the overwhelming majority of White Supremacists are peaceful members of society who do not agree with stabbing random black people with swords," Anglin wrote. "The attack has nothing at all to do with the religion of White Supremacy, and white supremacists are under no obligation to apologize for this attack."

Anglin whined in Thursday's post that white supremacists will now "be subject to unfair scrutiny and prejudice." He wrote that people with swastika tattoos, Skrewdriver T-shirts and shaved heads "will be unfairly discriminated against."

The Daily Stormer founder also said that "society" should now rally around white supremacists, and encouraged people to "accompany" white supremacists on their way to work and to use the #IllRideWithYou hashtag on social media.

"White Supremacy is a Religion of Peace! Ride with a white supremacist today to show you are above hatred #illridewithyou," one user wrote on Twitter.

Anglin updated his post to say that "lots of kind citizens" have volunteered to ride with white supremacists.

Jackson, 28, told investigators he rode 200 miles on a bus from Baltimore because New York is the "media capital of the world." He came to the city to "target male blacks," according to Assistant Chief William Aubry, head of the Manhattan detective squad.
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mburtonk · Mar 25, 2017

Tuckerfan · Apr 10, 2017

Who thought that this would make a good ad?

Philippine clinic uses Wolverine to sell circumcisions

A medical clinic in the Philippines is using an unusual mascot to advertise its circumcision service: claw-bearing X-Men super hero Wolverine.

The advertisement for Dionisio M. Cornel Memorial Medical Center in Antipolo features an image of Hugh Jackman as the adamantium-clawed character he played in the X-Men and Wolverine films next to text promoting the clinic's circumcision service.

The advertisement went viral after a photo was shared online by Joey deVilla, a blogger and self-styled "rock accordionist."

The text at the bottom of the advertisement roughly translates to: "Cheap, doctor, hospital... this is where you get painless circumcision!"

The poster says the foreskin removal service -- which is probably not actually carried out by a mutant super hero with retractable claws -- costs about $28.
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Tererune · Apr 10, 2017

Tuckerfan said: ↑

Who thought that this would make a good ad?

Philippine clinic uses Wolverine to sell circumcisions

A medical clinic in the Philippines is using an unusual mascot to advertise its circumcision service: claw-bearing X-Men super hero Wolverine.

The advertisement for Dionisio M. Cornel Memorial Medical Center in Antipolo features an image of Hugh Jackman as the adamantium-clawed character he played in the X-Men and Wolverine films next to text promoting the clinic's circumcision service.

The advertisement went viral after a photo was shared online by Joey deVilla, a blogger and self-styled "rock accordionist."

The text at the bottom of the advertisement roughly translates to: "Cheap, doctor, hospital... this is where you get painless circumcision!"

The poster says the foreskin removal service -- which is probably not actually carried out by a mutant super hero with retractable claws -- costs about $28.
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