Wait, what?! Why the hell?!

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by John Castle, Jan 4, 2015.

  1. John Castle

    John Castle Banned Writer

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    Why do I have followers? I'm a dick! I shouldn't have followers! What is this nonsense! :wtf: :unsure:
  2. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Yeah, but two of them killed themselves, so...
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  3. tafkats

    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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    *pokes around user profiles*

    We have statuses now?

    Stati? Statii?
  4. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Gloating about one follower.....who is Federal Farmer? Wow.

    I mean seriously, I can only think that Castle is sucked into genuine delusions worthy of professional help, because who the hell gloats about an FF following?
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  5. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    And he'd suck your cock too. He's gay for you. He was fawning over you during your ban without having met you.
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  6. John Castle

    John Castle Banned Writer

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    I'm not gloating. I'm baffled.
  7. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    At what?

    That an equally intellectually defunct fool, who is most likely about 14years old, likes your rants?

    Well done.
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  8. John Castle

    John Castle Banned Writer

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    At the discovery that you're posting rather than sniffing glue with both hands.
  9. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Why would you think I'm sniffing glue?
  10. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    The accent.
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  11. Amaris

    Amaris Guest

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    Yeah, it comes with the software.
  12. K.

    K. Sober

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    It's status with a long u, which is much more fun speaking rather than typing.
  13. John Castle

    John Castle Banned Writer

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    Statu? 's Tatu?

    "De plane, Boss! De plane!"
  14. Dr. Krieg

    Dr. Krieg Stay at Home Astronaut. Administrator Overlord

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    Yeah, but look at who these followers are. Do you really want to hitch your wagon to that shit? Nevermind. :lol:
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  15. Dr. Krieg

    Dr. Krieg Stay at Home Astronaut. Administrator Overlord

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    I'm pretty sure cpurick snapped and killed someone first.
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  16. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Huh, look at that. I have two followers myself and am someone's follower. Must have done that before the Reign of Teal ended.
  17. John Castle

    John Castle Banned Writer

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    Yeah, but you're a decent person. It actually makes sense that you'd have followers.
  18. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    You know those ads with kittens wearing tiny little casts?
    Dick-in-hand did that shit.
    Yeah, decent person my ass.
    :brood: :no:
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  19. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    :unsure:
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  20. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Apparently I have 13 followers. And I follow 13 people. So there is balance in the Force.
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  21. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Well, that's what I heard.
    :shrug:
  22. John Castle

    John Castle Banned Writer

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    So that's an Indian name, right? Like from the Hottenbothered tribe?
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  23. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    (Bill Murray voice)
    Sure.
  24. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Ah yes, from the fabled Kamonayewannalaya islands.
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  25. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    :chris: Better than "Richard-in-Hand". I suppose.
  26. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    I never did figure out which TKer was running the Dickinhand dual. Meh.
  27. John Castle

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    Just a few nautical miles from the Kamangimiatokayahuka Archipelago, that's right.
  28. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    Follow me, and I will make you angry at men.
  29. John Castle

    John Castle Banned Writer

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    I'm always angry, at everybody. And some random inanimate objects, too, just for the sake of variety.
  30. Ten Lubak

    Ten Lubak Salty Dog

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    What, like a lover's spat?
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