What if...

You had to leave the board for some RL stuff, and at the same time someone decided to start a rep war against you?

Ya don't have a choice. You can barely read the board as it is and things are getting worse, fast.

So you might as well have some fun.

Here's what you COULD do:

1. Turn your rep off. This is important.

2. Pretend to flee to another board, to have your foes cackel and congratulaate themselves into thinking they've Run You Off; then:

3. Having encouraged your foes into striking hard at you, thinking you won't fight back, you could have the admin set your rep to max red. AKA, the Darkening Manuever. Or not.

4. Having possibly set your reputation to Max Red and then ensuring that all those people after you will be wastin their time...go and do what you got to do for a few weeks and let them swing (ineffectivy) at you.

5. Or not. Because your rep is turned off, they don't really know where it is. Are you maxed out or aren't you? The world may never know. see below.

6. So then, later on, when your business is done, you come back. At some point you quietly ask the administraton to set your rep back to zero, like I hear was done for Tasvir, because your enemies apparently wanted help in their lynch mob. Good for them. If Tas can have his reset to zero, then you certainly can have it done too. They learned tactics at the knee of Donald Rumsfeld. Be sure to send them a thank yuo note.

7. So...the only way they can really win the Rep War is to keep hitting you forever. The war can never end. And they don't know how they're doing and never will. Because maybe you didn't go max red at all, and you are posting all this to mess with their heads. Can't be good for morale.

Pretty much like Iraq. Stupid right wingers.

Anyway, if you are part of the Grand Alliance, I would suggest a surge. after you fire your strategist, of course. He's probably been diddling people in a bathroom stall.

Also, can someone suggest a good magnifivation program? The one that comes with windows isn't that great.

Black so soon?

Either way, welcome back!

Welcome back!

There's always the option of being an adult and not acknowledging the idiotic juvenile antics.

you could also not care about your rep because you know the type of people thats repping u...

Ahh, Phantom. How we've missed your BDS sinking into every post you make.

Tell us how you feel through rep.

Hey. I liked your movie.

you must be new. After a while half the fun around here lies in fucking with people.

This was the grand return?

The fanfic version had Mal Reynolds piloting the Millennium Falcon then swooping in and shooting Vader's Viper out of the way as John Kerry makes his assault on the Planet Killer.

Now that was a comeback!

And you know this, maaaaannnn!

I just dont get it...


With all the free porn on the net, how do any of you have the time for a repwar?

Anyways... since you've been gone, Nick had his period and quit again, and Ted has dropped out of sight except to rep every post Tamar makes.

Oh, and I started being an asshole. It's vaguely liberating.

Everyone has their own tastes in wank material......

He always used to make time.

Sorry, should that have been in the form of a question?

What if you grew the fuck up and stopped worrying about this meaningless, petty bullshit?

Is UA telling himself off?

That's great.

Multiple personality disorder.

Post more! Please?

How fitting.

:repwhine:

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:repwhore:

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Enjoy.

:repwhine:

Muwhahahaha

:repwhine: :repwhore: :repwhine: :repwhore: :repwhine:

Sweeeeeeeeet!

So, the Flow's next label will be Rep Wine...

Be sure to thank me properly.

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Firefly sucks.

What if....

....you all stopped bumping this dumb shit thread?