Who Here On Wordforge, Has Ever Shagged an Oriental?

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  1. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Come on? I know some of you must be into the slant eyes....:chris:
    El Chup, Dec 27, 2011
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  2. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    $corp? :unsure:
    Bickendan, Dec 27, 2011
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  3. RickDeckard

    RickDeckard Socialist

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    Er, me. Why?
    RickDeckard, Dec 27, 2011
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  4. Phoenicianknight

    Phoenicianknight Chaotic Jester

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    A rug?

    You shot your wad in a rug?! WTF?!
    Phoenicianknight, Dec 27, 2011
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  5. armalyte

    armalyte Unsafe for everyone.

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    Sadly, no :(

    It's the only major race I never scored. I just _can not_ hit on Asians... Serious culture gap... They sit there across the table and they just giggle, and I can absolutely never figure out what they think. It ends up with us both just staring at each other like we were from different planets.
    armalyte, Dec 27, 2011
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  6. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    Oriental. Sheesh! Something old white people say. :jayzus:
    Lt. Mewa, Dec 27, 2011
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  7. tafkats

    tafkats vagina filled dick balloon Moderator

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    The most diversity I've managed is Irish to German to Ashkenazi Jewish.
    tafkats, Dec 27, 2011
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  8. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    This is Wordforge. Originally formed largely from expatriates from a Star Trek board.

    Shouldn't you start with "Who Here On Wordforge, Has Ever Shagged a woman?"
    Dayton Kitchens, Dec 27, 2011
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  9. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Negative: gooks, slopes, slants, and bucket-heads (Koreans only). :santa_smiley:

    Anyway, no I have not. When I was in Korea it seemed they all smoked - that's a deal-breaker. Also, the culture gap was a factor. I can't slide by on looks - I'm a better boyfriend than a one-nighter. Thus it takes time for me to grow on you, and only certain women "get" me. So if there's not a lot of communication, I can't get any romantic traction.
    oldfella1962, Dec 27, 2011
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  10. Dr. Krieg

    Dr. Krieg Restaurant Meat Clown. Administrator Overlord

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    This guy.
    Dr. Krieg, Dec 27, 2011
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  11. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    They are very willing.....and I'm not even attracted to them!
    El Chup, Dec 27, 2011
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  12. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    You really shouldn't be making that post Mr. Onecunt McWorthy.
    El Chup, Dec 27, 2011
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  13. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Please shut up ni......ce brown skinned fellow.
    El Chup, Dec 27, 2011
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  14. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey cynicism isn't wisdom, it's surrender.

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    Most of the main countries... Don't think I've hit a Burmese babe yet.
    Spaceturkey, Dec 27, 2011
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  15. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman Deceased Member

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    Two Viets, a Korean, a filipino and a halfsies.

    So...4 and a half. :ramen:
    $corp, Dec 27, 2011
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  16. enlisted person

    enlisted person Black Swan

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    What about Malaysian?
    enlisted person, Dec 27, 2011
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  17. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    Translation: My dick won't get hard unless she talks to it. :ramen:
    Lt. Mewa, Dec 27, 2011
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  18. 14thDoctor

    14thDoctor Oi

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    Yup.


    Is there a follow-up question?
    14thDoctor, Dec 27, 2011
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  19. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    On a serious note, I have never shagged an 'ASIAN' chick. :diacanu:
    Lt. Mewa, Dec 27, 2011
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  20. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    I never had sex with an oriental girl.

    But I did have sex with a white girl after we ate Chinese food. Does that count?
    Paladin, Dec 27, 2011
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  21. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    Pfft. Who hasn't. :diacanu:
    Lt. Mewa, Dec 27, 2011
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  22. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    If that counts as "Asian," then I have too.
    Lanzman, Dec 27, 2011
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  23. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Administrator

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    Bailey, Dec 27, 2011
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  24. 14thDoctor

    14thDoctor Oi

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    They like to pretend it doesn't, but it totally does.
    14thDoctor, Dec 27, 2011
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  25. Order2Chaos

    Order2Chaos Ultimate... Immortal Administrator

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    Half. Why?
    Order2Chaos, Dec 27, 2011
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  26. frontline

    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    But does paying for it while making a port of call at Subic bay negate it? :ramen:
    frontline, Dec 28, 2011
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  27. Ten Lubak

    Ten Lubak Uh huh....

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    Korean and Japanese, and i was hungry an hour after.
    Ten Lubak, Dec 28, 2011
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  28. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Married one. So not anymore. :bergman:
    The Original Faceman, Dec 28, 2011
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  29. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    Fuck yeah! I live in California, son. I've hard around half a dozen Asian girlfriends as well as some not girlfriends who are girlfriends which you rent by the hour. I'm not proud but all of those working girls were when I was in the Army and deployed to Thailand, Korea, or Japan. I haven't done that in years but I have to say any man who claims he wouldn't have when he's young and a willing women is in front of him is a liar.
    Dinner, Dec 28, 2011
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  30. jack243

    jack243 jackman

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    Hey El Chump. What, are you looking for pointers? Struck out with ALL of the other nationalities of the world? Or are just a really piss poor ATTEMPT at being a comedian?[​IMG]
    jack243, Dec 28, 2011
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