Who will have the most impressive Election Night meltdown?

Trump's boy gturner, here on Wordforge?

Or Trump himself, on Twitter, if his handlers don't manage to wrest his phone away from him?

And will either best Sokar's 2008 meltdown?

Inquiring minds want to know.

 

It won't be my ass - I fully expect Hillary to win though I'm not voting for her. One monkey doesn't stop the show - our country will keep on keeping on.

 

Except that it will be many tens of billions of dollars poorer if she's elected. Completely coincidentally, she and her cronies will be tens of billions of dollars richer.

 

I'm putting 50% odds on Trump not actually publicly conceding on the night. 25% on him conceding but saying it was election fraud.

 

@gturner is already melting down

 

Let's not forget Rove in 2012.

 

Not really. If Hillary wins it will spell the end of the Democrat party for several decades. She makes Nixon look like Gandhi.

 

I'm betting on Trump himself claiming election fraud and inciting civil unrest. It's gonna be a riot... literally.

 

Quite the opposite - if Hillary loses there will be epic rioting. But who knows?

 

Tererun when I vote for Johnson.

 

Ann Coulter will go full bananas on Fox. She will make Fukashima nuclear reactor seem like a cap gun.

 

Anyone in contact with @Black Dove ? Maybe he can contact Ghost Sokar to get his raving meltdowns.

 

I seem to recall in '08 Elwood hitting the sauce, and getting a bit scary, and Tamar having to talk him down.

 

Do we still have the "what does Wordforge sound like" thread?

 

Is that for real? I missed a lotta that cuz I didn't have Internet for much of that year.

I do remember Marso going off the rails with that birthed bullshit. That thread was actively longer than he was

@Diacanu cuz someone posted as I typed this

 

The memories are fuzzy.

I was building up Shmegalamonga, and on my burnout break, and only lurked in spurts long enough to go "ugh, no wonder I'm staying away, crazy bastids ".

 

Anyone care to dig up Sokar's 2008 meltdown for us to enjoy?

 

Yeah really. You're fucking bananas

 

Hillary's been compromised by pretty much every foreign enemy intelligence service out there. The Army has a training poster listing her with Nidal Hassan, Edward Snowden, and other traitors labeled as "Insider Threats".

If she's elected, the military will have to cut her out of the loop while the House and Senate pursue impeachment and removal from office for things she's already done, such as selling US foreign policy in return for personal cash.

 

It's got to be gturner.

Trump is so far behind on the electoral map that it's practically going to take a miracle for him to win. All the polls now are crap. Trump is not ahead of anything.

 

National Review went bonkers many months ago. When it comes to the election, you might as well read pamphlets from Lyndon LaRouche.

 

Please link to Sokar's 2008 meltdown.

 

Bonkers or not you can't argue the math.

Hillary Clinton already has 242 electoral votes in the bag and we haven't even had the election yet. Trump is behind in several states that should be solid Republican states.

 

You assume that she'll still be alive and not in prison in November. That's a very open question.

 

Oh man I can not wait for election night then......

 

Hillary's epic freakout when whatever third-party person who got on the ballot wins will be worth it.

 

Pretty sure Trump's meltdown is going to be epic, and that no one will be able to actually understand him. But then, he's really only there to make us feel better that Hillary got elected.

 

I'm adding a 10% chance on to this of Trump getting up there and conceding in a salt the Earth and burn the fields kind of way.

Imagine it, Trump gets up there having been totally whomped, undeniably rejected by the voting public. The party members who were cheering him on for months already deleting his details from their phones and telling their secretaries to say they're not available if he calls.

He could take Hillary down with him. All he would have to do is walk up to the podium, laugh, and say that the conspiracy theories were correct, he was a plant intended to destabilize the Republican party, congratulate Hillary on their plan working, and leave the stage.

Doubt he'll do that, but it's kind of scary to think that he probably could.

 

How many did we lose after 12? @Captain J, @sandbagger, @cpurick. I feel like there were more.