Someone's Life is Now Complete

Yeah, that one has been making the rounds on Facebag and Tweeter (sic).

@garamet

This just showed up on my Facebook feed.

That one's a classic. I think I might've posted it here before.

UT Tyler’s headline writer’s got game.

I would have gone with “When Trash Pandas Attack.”

Yeah, but what the fuck is happening on the right side of the page with the "er" on the third deck? Are they hyphenating their headlines?

Does "beats off" not mean the same thing in the UK that it does here?

Even if it doesn't, US headline writers haven't done the same thing.

Post #3:

DAMN! Talk about kicking someone when they are down.....

And lest folks think that such headlines are a new thing, note the date on this article.

Star Wars is my favorite. That whacky Dr. Spock always cracks me up.

Are you sure that’s what happened?

I wonder if boulders are sized like some fast food chain drink sizes. Ya know, where there is no "small" because the smallest size actually starts out as the "medium" drink. That aside at least the boulder didn't go to eleven!

Yeah. Sometimes I'll forget what location I'm at and they'll hand me a "medium" drink and I'm like, "I can't let my wife see this. She won't believe it's a medium."