The Obama Assassination Thread

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by El Chup, Nov 4, 2008.

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How long has Barack got?

  1. Death by assassination before inauguration

    1 vote(s)
    3.4%

  2. Death by assassination within first year

    4 vote(s)
    13.8%

  3. Death by assassination within first term

    2 vote(s)
    6.9%

  4. Death by assassination during campaign for second term

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  5. Death by assassination during second term

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  6. Death by assassination after leaving office

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  7. Death by natural cases in ripe old age

    11 vote(s)
    37.9%

  8. McCain will die first

    11 vote(s)
    37.9%
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  1. AlphaMan

    AlphaMan The Last Dragon

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    Nothing will happen to Obama.
     
    AlphaMan, Nov 4, 2008
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  2. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    Guys, if Obama is gunned down he'll rise on the third day.
     
    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee, Nov 4, 2008
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  3. Dr. Drake Ramoray

    Dr. Drake Ramoray 1 minute, 42.1 seconds baby!

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    I disagree. I think that Pres. elect Obama's (:hail:) win, a pretty solid one at that, will take some of the wind out of their sails. If nothing else, this event does indicate that America has turned the page on big-time racism. The small everyday stuff will be more of an "eroded over time" sort of thing.
     
    Dr. Drake Ramoray, Nov 5, 2008
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  4. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    You know all this Obamessiah shit is a lot funnier when I remember that you actually do believe in something quite similar to what you mock.
     
    Bailey, Nov 5, 2008
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  5. Sokar

    Sokar Yippiekiyay, motherfucker. Deceased Member

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    Yeah. :jayzus:

    Right on, dumbfuck.

    Because every last one of us are a bunch of goddamn Christian zealots.
     
    Sokar, Nov 5, 2008
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  6. Sokar

    Sokar Yippiekiyay, motherfucker. Deceased Member

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    Oh, and I'm going to go with...

    Professor Plum, in the parlor, with a candlestick.

    :bergman:
     
    Sokar, Nov 5, 2008
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  7. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    Did I quote you?
     
    Bailey, Nov 5, 2008
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    Quincunx anti-anti Staff Member Administrator

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    If Obama was for real, "they" would have already nailed him. :astaroth:
     
    Quincunx, Nov 5, 2008
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  9. Volpone

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    50 yards? Well, unless you were in a secreted prone position with a rifle, I wouldn't be too worried either. It's challenging to hit a moving target at 50 yards with a pistol. Especially if there are bodyguards and (probably) snipers.
     
    Volpone, Nov 5, 2008
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  10. Kyle

    Kyle You will regret this!

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    Man, you're forgetting, Volpone, when you have a gun, you're automatically a badass and will be firing with practiced perfection and precision. It's provable with science!
     
    Kyle, Nov 5, 2008
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    Obama Assassination ?

    fuck that shit, I dont want Biden and pelose.

    God no, Lets just keep Obama. give Peace a chance and all that shit..
     
    snoopdog, Nov 5, 2008
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  12. Nova

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    Never. They are too stupid to get past the Secret Service.


    (and, BTW, it would be the singular worst thing they could do because they would legitimize every last whine by every last "oppresed" black American for two generations)
     
    Nova, Nov 5, 2008
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  13. BearTM

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    Meh. If he's killed, it'll be someone inside... Someone he's close to...
     
    BearTM, Nov 5, 2008
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  14. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    ^ His wife?
     
    El Chup, Nov 5, 2008
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    Its never groups or conspiracies that get to the president. Look to history and you will see that it is the lone gunman.
     
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  16. El Chup

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    The one on the grassy knoll? ;)
     
    El Chup, Nov 5, 2008
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Thanks for reminding me.....I need to renew my membership. :D
     
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  18. BearTM

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    Possibly. He strikes me as the type who, if killed, will go down in some "24"-like internal conspiracy, except there is no Jack Bauer to save his ass.
     
    BearTM, Nov 5, 2008
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  19. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    :shock:
     
    El Chup, Nov 5, 2008
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    It's not like I actually expect him to be assassinated... But if it does happen, that's what I expect it will be. File it under Truth Being Stranger Than Fiction and his being connected to some of the flakier elements of the Left.
     
    BearTM, Nov 5, 2008
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  21. Beck

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    He'll be laying in state in the Capitol rotunda within the first year.
     
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  22. We Are Borg

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    You forgot the poll option for "El Chup is a stupid douchebag cunt."
     
    We Are Borg, Nov 6, 2008
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  23. Chris

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    Why is this thread still open?
     
    Chris, Nov 6, 2008
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  24. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    Do I detect a hint on nostalgia there?
     
    Ward, Nov 6, 2008
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  25. Leellana

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    I would like to think that you would have gone down before getting a shot off. Even if they don't search you, I bet you they were watching you and would've seen a gun. If you notice, they're not usually watching the POTUS, they're watching the crowd around him, looking and waiting for something like this.
     
    Leellana, Nov 7, 2008
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  26. armalyte

    armalyte Unsafe for everyone.

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    Nothing wrong with the thread. Every middleaged person I've talked to, who remember King, Kennedy etc, invariably brings up this issue.

    a.
     
    armalyte, Nov 7, 2008
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  27. Midnight Funeral

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    You know if he ever does get whacked I'll be bumping this thread. Highlighting this post of yours in particular.
     
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    :bump:
     
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    ThroatwobblerMangrove Defies all earthly description

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    As much as I enjoy all these fuckers brought back to live... why??
     
    ThroatwobblerMangrove, Jul 22, 2023
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    ThroatwobblerMangrove Defies all earthly description

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    You had me at least checking the news sites, though, if that was the goal...
     
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