Played this one for my ex-wife once. Got laid ferociously for it, every night for a week. And when I say I played it, I mean I played it, resonator guitar.
From the latest episode of Nashville, Clare Bowen just fucking blowing the doors off. Give me this girl over Adele ANY day...
I don't know much about dancin' That's why I got this song One o' my legs is shorter than the other And both o' my feet's too long 'Course, now, right along with 'em I got no natural rhythm But I go dancin' every night Hopin' one day I might get it right I'm a Dancin' fool (x4) I hear that beat I jump outta my seat But I can't compete 'Cause I'm a Dancin' fool I'm a Dancin' fool The disco folks all dressed up Like they's fit to kill I walk on in and see 'em there Gonna give them all a thrill When they see me comin' They all steps aside They has a fit while I commit My social suicide I'm a Dancin' fool (x4) The beat goes on and I'm so wrong (x7) I may be totally wrong, but I'm a Dancin' fool (x2) Yowza, yowza, yowza! I got it all together now With my very own disco clothes, hey! My shirt's half open to show ya my chain And the spoon for up my nose! I am really something That's what you'd probably say So smoke your little smoke, drink your little drink While I dance the night away! I'm a Dancin' fool (x4) He's a Dancin' fool I may be totally wrong but I'm a (x4) I may be totally wrong but I'm a fool, yeah Hey, darlin' can I buy ya a couple drinks, hmm? Lookin' for Mr. Goodbar, here he is! Wait a minute, I've got it, you're an Italian! Huh?! You're Jewish?! Oh. Love your nails! You must be a Libra. Your place or mine?
Epic Rap Battles Of History - Al Capone Vs. Blackbeard Blackbeard: I come strapped with six pistols and a dagger Walk under the Black Flag with a scalliwag swagger Ain't no parrot on my shoulder, and no rings in my ear I'm an irate pirate, REAL swashbucklin' buccaneer Beef with me, please! I'm the high seas Caesar My cold heart is many degrees beneath the Deep Freezer You're an obese greasy sleaze squeezin' a diseased peter That no skeez would touch if she had fifty foot tweezers! Don't start a war with me, you're not hardcore! I'll pimp slap those face scars of yours port and starboard! You spent time in Alcatraz, I'm sure you were fine If you dropped the soap as little as you drop dope rhymes! Al Capone: I'm a busy man, Cap'n Crunch, I'll make this quick I'm ruinin' pirates faster than Johnny Depp did! I had Syphilis, yeah, but you're a huge dick On a scurvy-ridden ship filled with bilge-rat pricks! I run an intricate criminal syndicate, so show respect Or get that tongue ripped out your neck and shoved straight up your poop deck! Slapped them bitch-ass teachers back since I was fourteen You ain't a tough guy, my kids dress up like you for Halloween! I'll use that fuse in your hat to light up you and your buddies And burn your sailboat down and collect the insurance money! Then maybe they find your bloated body dead and washed up on a beach This is Capone rappin', I'm cappin' this Captain, capisce? Blackbeard: Arr, the Valentine's Massacre brought ya condemnation, But I'm gonna sink you faster than your income tax evasion When I toss you overboard like a mob abomination So prepare to learn the Davey Jones locker combination! Forty cannon on the Queen Anne, your gang can't stop it I'll pilfer all your rum and sell it back at a profit 'Cause I'm a criminal legend with a bad ass name You're a fat thug with an STD in his brain! Al Capone: Come on, they chopped your head off, and they hung it from a rope! The only legend you left was your Prohibition on soap! I mean that rat nest beard's trapped so many crumbs This bum could get marooned and still eat lunch for a month! I'm the emcee assassin, slash like Edward Kenway Rap so hard call me Al Dente! Take your li'l sloop, John B., and go home Tell South Carolina Blackbeard got Capwned!
Vince Gill and Patty Loveless at the Universal Amphitheater in Los Angeles, July, 1999 My Kind of Woman/My Kind of Man
"Heh, I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet. But your great-great-great-great-great grandkids are gonna love it."
Yesterday I found out the good news that The Rainmakers are releasing a new album next month. Can't wait. Their last one is damn good.