BOOM goes the Duggar Clan!

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  1. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    I know someone here mentioned being able to hook up with fundie Jewish girls by telling them it didn't count since he was a gentile :bigass:
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  2. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Is that like being Kosher? :unsure:
  3. Dayton Kitchens

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    How would they know a guy was "gentile" or not?
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  4. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    If he isn't circumcised, that's an indicator. Although circumcision is determined by regionalism and other factors.
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  5. Dayton Kitchens

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    Indeed. Literally hundreds of millions of non Jewish men are circumcised I suspect.
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    Well, that depends on how he treats her and how rough they are in the sack... :?:
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  7. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    True. Though there's a trend in calling it "mutilation" that's making it less common.
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    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    I doubt it's hundreds of millions. I don't think it's all that common among non-Jews outside of the United States. And even here, it's far from a dominant majority.

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    Apparently it's quite common in Africa, so perhaps the hundreds of millions is indeed accurate.
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    That's where Cheerios come from, sort of like Soylent Green.
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    Ahh, so THAT'S what Saul did with those 200 foreskins David brought him in 1st Samuel.
    Always wondered what he wanted those for.
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  11. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    And the origin of "A bag full of dicks".
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  12. Nova

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    saw something on the Facebook feed yesterday (I can't be bothered to dig up a link for) which said that there was a report that they were in foreclosure - despite loudly proclaiming themselves for years to be "debt free" and implicitly shaming anyone who wasn't.
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    It looks like they'll be losing one of their investment properties.
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    Duggars pitch new show to TLC, which features them 'counseling' sex abuse victims.
    :kirkpalm:
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  15. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    I gave a "funny", rep to the reaction, because the situation is absurd, but the Duggars are fucking despicable.
    :no:
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  16. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Oh, boohoo they're broke. :sroll:

    Hopefully CPS can intervene and get the younger ones outta that batshittery :bailey:
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  17. ed629

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    I'll volunteer to work there. I think that if the unmarried hot one worked there too, I could touch and squeeze places on her while asking "Is this what happened, or this, or this, are you sure it wasn't like this? I can start over."

    Yeah I know, I know.... I'm a lecherous perv.
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    Oh man, what a year Josh Duggar has had:



    Link

    :rotfl:

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    Offhand, I'd say being on Ashley Madison is an improvement.
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  21. Diacanu

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    "19 kids and counting", is off TV, and I won't see any more Ashley Madison ads on Comedy Central, and I won't see Jared's creepy blank face anymore.
    Now something bad has to happen to the Duck Dynasty, and Pawn Stars casts to make it all perfect.
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  22. Ten Lubak

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    BORRRRRRRING.
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  23. Shirogayne

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    :rotfl: :lmao:

    This shit is richer than Bill Gates, Donald Trump and Catholic Church combined! :techman:
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    You know, I do remember some passages in the bible saying beware of greed and money because they are the tools of evil. The teachings of the bible clearly warn against doing things like selling your family and life to make fortune and fame and how it would consume them all. All these so called good christian TV stars spout that shit and tell everyone else how horrible they are while pocketing gobs of cash and whoring themselves out. It is not that I think the bible is right in all of it's teachings, buit seeing how the world works, and how many others have fallen to fame and greed I have to say the warning was right in the Duggar's faces and they knew it the whole time. Now the fame train is continuing to chew on their family and this is what they signed up for. They knew that the reality TV world loved trainwrecks and feeds off of the misery and disfunction of it's stars. What the fuck did they think was going to happen?

    Oh well, I cannot have pity for the people who got good money to play with the sharks knowing that they were going to be put into the shark tank feeding frenzy. So why not watch and enjoy as they get torn to shreds as a warning to anyone else who might think they can get away with such crazy stupidity. It isn't like the world lost much considering the family were all a bunch of poorly educated white trash. It was not like they were going to cure cancer or bring about peace in the middle east. It isn't even like they would be good clerks at walmart. So we get the best use out of the poor white trash by chumming the waters of the shark tank and watching them get torn to peices for our entertainment. I still am not watching their show, but I do enjoy the headlines.
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    The comments are amazeballs!
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    More "good" news! It looks like Josh Duggar had an OK Cupid profile!
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    The only thing unusual is he wasn't trying to hire gay hookers. Usually the right wing nut jobs are.
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  28. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Wait long enough and...
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    We really should start a pool on when and what the next Duggar scandal should be.
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    I think it's just a matter of time before someone turns up a Grindr account in one of the Duggar males' names.
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