The cunts of humanity that are frequently seen in public...

Save that it does as I have it. I have a sensitivity to wheat and gluten but I am not celiac and I don't have to avoid the whole list of food that they do, such as beer, very small abouts of wheat, such as wheat rusk in commercially produced sausages, and so on.

Not to be obtuse, but what else could be used?

Elevator. So, for example, I'm on the 7th floor, my boss is on 8. To go upstairs the one flight to see him, I need to waste time and electricity with an elevator. I'd much rather just take the stairs. But once in the stair well, the only door I can open is on the ground floor. It's a security thing I guess, and quite common, as I've come across the same in many other buildings.

For those of us who are actually either celiac or intolerant, it's the cunts that switch to gluten free food that help generate this resentment that you have. Hell, I was looking at a youtube video the other day for gluten free bread. The women in the video said "my husband and I have recently discovered we are gluten intolerant". At the same fucking time? I call bullshit. It's cunts like that who make a mockery of the true sufferers. But you must remember that in furthering the resentment you derive from such people you're just ignoring those who do really suffer. For instance, if I have normal pasta or bread, I spend the night going back and forth to the can shitting my guts out. Sometimes it's really painful. You think I make that up? Sometimes I miss fresh bread so much (not least because the gluten free stuff is disgusting) that I eat some if it with the knowledge that I'll pay for it later that night. That's not a choice, and that's not being a hipster who decides to avoid gluten because he going a couple of face pimples and figured it was an allergy.

So, spare a thought for those who do have it. It does exit and it isn't pleasant.

The elevator? Seriously? What if the fire knocks out the power? Anyone inside would be roasted to death.

Yeah, that's why you take the stairs in a fire. Do they use the term "fire exit" in England? I thought it was pretty clear when I labeled the stairs as such that you use them in a fire. Sheesh, this guy!

Yeah, that's the point. A fire exit here is the safest way out. Either, like I say, I'm being obtuse, or I read your post as saying that an elevator would be a better option?

You're probably being obtuse. An elevator is not a better option when there is no fire, because I want to take the stairs. The stairs, unfortunately, are only available when there is a fire, as in at no time ever.

Fuck yes. Adding to that are the people that when you invite them to a cookout/dinner/etc and they bring up either that they're vegan/vegetarian or someone they're bringing is and point out that they don't eat meat and expect you to provide a dish to substitute for them. Fuck them I say. Several years when my brother's wife decided to go vegetarian and I threw a cookout, she got pissed and threw a fit because I didn't pick up anything or cook anything specifically for her. Then a couple years ago I was throwing another cookout, and someone was bringing their GF who was also one. They got pissed because I wasn't going to make a vegetarian dish.

Vegans, yeah. I have a number of vegetarian friends, and we accept each other's food choices without preaching. You can always spot the vegans in Whole Foods, et al. They're universally pale and humorless.

How does this work exactly? I must be doing something wrong!

Ahhh, so the usual tedious Republican shit.

I trust you're doing a lot for the local community as you criticise?

Well, I'm wondering if while the Queen was out doing things for the community at nearly 90 years old, and costing you 80p a year, whether or not you were also involved in doing something for the community? Or do you just spend your money on yourself?

Point is, that the whole "Royals are the source of all evil" schtick is so tiresome. They cost us hardly anything. I don't when to get into another pro and con argument, but those constantly moaning about them might want to reflect on how much they themselves do for their country and community.

That sounds like a load of horse shit to me but that is just my layman opinion. The reality is wheat and similar grains made up something like 75% of the calories for people in the British Isles back in the day so anyone who had difficulties digesting wheat would of likely starved to death. I suspect you get a stomach ache for some other reason and are just blaming wheat.

So why is it high wheat foods that put me on the toilet? Am I imagining the liquid shit coming out of my arse?

Another asshole in traffic today - cut across 3 lanes at 75 mph to realize that traffic ahead of him was stopped and hit the brakes leaving scorch marks. Pathetic.

El Chup should get a poop transplant and tell us if that solves his problem.

If they are so picky they should learn to bring their own. Problem solved without having to get mad and be a drama queen.

Probably because you were out drinking the night before like the lush you are.

Or it could be you are just a dirty, nasty bastard who doesn't wash his hands and you are simply blaming wheat.

Hell, for all I know you drank giardia contaminated water 5 years ago and it still lives in your gut.

Exactly. But both times I pointed that out, I was the asshole. Especially with my brother's cunt of a wife, and worthless fuck of a brother I have. Both of them pretty much called me an asshole for saying if she was the only one going vegetarian she could bring her own dish.

The wife of a good friend of mine is a vegitarian and one the occasions we have had cook outs she brings her own boca burgers to grill. I guess she figured out if she didn't then she'd be stuck eating potato salad and regular salad.

Meh. It would still leave him a shithead. Same old same old.

Does anyone else think "The Cunts of Humanity" would be a great name for a punk rock band?

People everywhere--grocery stores, elevators, in the halls at work, etc...--need to find a sense of spacial and situational awareness!

I can't count the # of times I've been bumped into, had my way blocked, and otherwise been inconvenienced because Mr. Douchebag and Ms. Prissy are so fucking self-absorbed that they have no fucking clue who is walking nearby, coming up behind them, etc.... Pardon the fuck outta me if I don't stomp like a T-Rex just in order to make you notice me!!! Maybe if you unglued your eyes from your phone for a millisecond you'd have a freaking clue!!!

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